Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Identity and Change (2017)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• Phil Coulson : I would've figured it out a long time ago if it wasn't for the mind-control soap.

  Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : Yeah. Wait. What?

  Phil Coulson : That blue soap everyone uses? Hydra loads it up with chemicals. It seeps into our bloodstream. Implants false memories into our brains. They want us to believe this is a magical place. But don't worry, I'm clear. I make my own soap now.

• Holden Radcliffe : Oh, Jemma, if only you knew the trails and tribulations I've endured.

  Jemma Simmons : I am fresh out of sympathy for liars who kidnap my friends and replace them with killer androids.

  Phil Coulson : Don't forget about implanting bogus memories and letting me think I'm off my gourd. Not cool, bro.

• Phil Coulson : For the longest time, I just wanted someone to believe me and tell me I wasn't crazy.

  Jemma Simmons : You are not crazy!

  Phil Coulson : I live alone and make my own soap.

  Jemma Simmons : [searching for words of support]  I - it's quaint! Hipster even!

• Phil Coulson : Wow. I can't believe it's really you. The Patriot! The Inhuman leader of the Resistance. He's kind of a big deal!

  Jeffrey Mace : Uh, Jeffrey's fine. The Patriot's a little much for my taste.