The Good Place (TV Series)

Mindy St. Claire (2017)

Avery Hayes: Young Eleanor

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Quotes 

• Donna Shellstrop : [Young Eleanor's mother comes running into the living room wearing high heels and a short skirt, carrying a drink with a straw, in a wine glass]  I drove here as fast as I could! You scored free Wrestlemania tickets?

  Young Eleanor : There are no tickets, mom, I knew that was the only way I could get you here.

  Doug Shellstrop : Ha, ha - burn!

  Donna Shellstrop : Eleanor, just because your father and I are divorced does not mean that you can disrespect me like this, okay? We are a family.

  [Points at cake on coffee table] 

  Donna Shellstrop : Whose birthday is it?

  Young Eleanor : Mine!

  Doug Shellstrop : Are you serious? No way!

  [Talking to the TV] 

  Doug Shellstrop : It's a BS foul on Chapman.

  Young Eleanor : And since you both forgot, again, which means you definitely didn't get me a present, again, I got myself something - I just need you to sign it.

  Donna Shellstrop : Emancipation papers... honey!

  [Smiles and pauses] 

  Donna Shellstrop : What does emancipation mean?

  Young Eleanor : It means I'll be on my own. All my life I've been taking care of myself and you, guys.

  [Looks at her mom] 

  Young Eleanor : I work two after school jobs because you blew half my college fund bailing your boyfriend out of jail.

  Doug Shellstrop : So irresponsible!

  Young Eleanor : [Looking at her dad]  And you blew the other half trying to frame her boyfriend.

  Donna Shellstrop : It was so stupid, he was already guilty, dumbass!

• Young Eleanor : Hey, Dad, just a warning, Mom's gonna be here in a second.

  Doug Shellstrop : Ugh, your mother's coming? Oh, boy, hide the silverware.

  Young Eleanor : You mean the silverware you stole from Mom?

  Doug Shellstrop : Yeah, but she keeps trying to steal it back.