- Malcolm MacBeagle: Laddie, do you mean to say you've never heard of the story of the legend of the curse of the haunted dryer?
- Malcolm MacBeagle: You're not going to hurt him, are you?
- Rachel Burston: Oh, quite the opposite, my dear Malcolm. I'm gonna seduce him.
- Malcolm MacBeagle: No! No, I won't have no naked ghosts in here!
- Rachel Burston: Naked? I'm beyond naked. I'm gonna be invisible. That way, I can move up right next to him and make him remember me.
- Debra: Steve, why do you suppose a large group of people just ran out of here screaming in terror?
- Steve Burston: Don't change the subject.
- Rachel Burston: Do you sense a certain presence, dear? You can't see me, but you know that I am near. I'm haunting you!
- Steve Burston: Oh, Rachel. Listen, I know that you came back from the dead to haunt me, and I appreciate that, but what's done is done.
- Rachel Burston: That selfish creep. He never cared anything about me.
- Debra: Oh, that's not true! Well, you should have been here when you died. He was a mess. He was like a zombie!
- Rachel Burston: Zombies are okay.