Preacher (TV Series)

On the Road (2017)

Glenn Morshower: Preacher Mike

Quotes 

• Tulip O'Hare : Can I ask a question that is not about the dog and the different rooms?

  Jesse Custer : She wants to know about the girl.

  Preacher Mike : Well, parishioners need help with their urges... drugs, sex, Twitter... they come to me.

  Tulip O'Hare : So someone comes to you for help and you put them in a cage?

  Preacher Mike : A covered cage. That's right. To curb their urges.

  Tulip O'Hare : Am I the only one here who thinks that's, like, psychotic?

  Cassidy : No, I was wondering the exact same thing. Why not just lock her in a cellar? You could chain her to the bloody wall or something like that.

• Ashleigh : [calling through the door]  Can I just have my phone for five minutes, please? Just to post something on Instagram.

  Preacher Mike : Just say your prayers like I told you. No one wants to see photos of a sick girl in a dark cage.

  Cassidy : I think you'd be surprised, actually, mate.

• Preacher Mike : You know, when I was a young man, studying in Mesopotamia, I came across a map that claimed to foretell the Almighty's whereabouts if He ever walked the Earth.

  Tulip O'Hare : Mesopotamia? Where's that?

  Cassidy : I don't know, but it sounds like just the thing, doesn't it?

  Preacher Mike : Are you kids high right now?

  Tulip O'Hare : No.

  Cassidy : Not in a covered-cage kind of a way, we're not.

• Preacher Mike : I said no. And I've said it about every which way I can think of. Look, I'm sorry. I know you had your hopes up. But that's why there's whiskey.

• Jesse Custer : But something you've read, something in your library?

  Preacher Mike : No.

  Jesse Custer : Nothing in all these books?

  Preacher Mike : Books? You call Heaven on an angel phone to discover God's gone to roam the Earth. What book is that exactly?

• Preacher Mike : You broke my door and my dog. What the hell else do you want?

  The Saint of Killers : Preacher.

  Preacher Mike : I'm the only preacher here. There's whiskey. Sit.

  The Saint of Killers : Where is he?

  Preacher Mike : He cut out for Dodge City first light... Join up with Wyatt Earp.

  The Saint of Killers : Where is he?

  Preacher Mike : Georgia. Midnight train.

  The Saint of Killers : Where is he?

  Preacher Mike : He's on his way to San Anton to cornhole your mother, the whore.

  The Saint of Killers : You know who I am?

  Preacher Mike : You're the, uh... yeah, I've heard about you.

  The Saint of Killers : So, you know I can make you tell me? And you know that knife that you're holding in your hand won't stop me asking.

  Preacher Mike : No, but it'll stop me from saying.