The Jim Gaffigan Show (TV Series)

Bosom Buddies (2016)

Michael Ian Black: Daniel

Quotes 

• Daniel : I know you don't read, but I got you the newspaper .

• Daniel : I mean, unless you want to do something together ?

  [Jim has a fantasy of what it's like to spend a day with Daniel. They come out of the Henri Bendel store. They are each carrying multiple shopping bags filled with purchases. They are also wearing identical blue suits with pink shirts, red ties, and square-fold pocket squares] 

  Daniel : That is how I became fascinated with post-Edwardian cutlery.

  Jim Gaffigan : Aren't we going to be late for the chamber music concert.

  Daniel : Tut tut, Jim. We still have time to grab a kale salad and talk about that monster, Andy Cohen.