The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Fetal Kick Catalyst (2016)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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Quotes 

• Stuart Bloom : So I'm like a lab rat before your real friends come over?

  Sheldon Cooper : Hmm, you see, your words sound reasonable, but your face looks angry.

  [to Amy] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Help me out here, this is not where I shine.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Stuart, you know you're one of our favorite people.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay, now see, you look sincere, but your words are completely false. I'm glad we did this test run, these brunches are wild.

• [last lines] 

  Stuart Bloom : You know what I love about you? Hmm? You never leave the house without a paper clip!

  Sheldon Cooper : You never know when two pieces of paper might temporarily need fastening in the top left corner.

  Stuart Bloom : I also love how you never use swear words.

  Sheldon Cooper : You know, it turns out... you can hurt people just as well without 'em.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe I can get a little help putting some of this stuff away?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, calm down.

  [holding up his mimosa] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I already put away five of these.

  [to Stuart] 

  Sheldon Cooper : See, ain't no muss, no fuss, not a single cuss.