The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Fetal Kick Catalyst (2016)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you, Sheldon. This is a fun surprise.

  Sheldon Cooper : Ohhh. Well, the real surprise is how surprised you are that I'm great at surprises.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, that's not a surprise at all. I mean if I knew you were good at surprises I would have expected the surprise and therefore not have been surprised, but as it is I didn't know, and therefore my surprise should be unsurprising.

  Sheldon Cooper : Don't get me all randy; guests are on the way.

• Sheldon Cooper : Let's say that we were to entertain people. What type of gathering did you have in mind? Huh? A meal? Lunch? Brunch? Dinner? Afternoon tea? A formal tea? Hmm? Is it a party? And if so, what kind of party? Is it a cocktail party? A Tupperware party? Ooh, yeah - is it a surprise party? Oh, I hope it's not a West Coast party, 'cause according to the man on the radio, a West Coast party don't stop.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry I mentioned it.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, don't be. You get your hopes up, I knock them down. That's called teamwork.

• Sheldon Cooper : For our first time hosting, I thought it would be wise to conduct a trial run. You know, like how I practised for that Halloween haunted house by going into the bathroom at the bus station.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : But you never went into that haunted house.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, you never saw what jumped out at me at the bus station.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [as Sheldon struggles to uncork a bottle of champagne]  Sheldon, there's nothing to be afraid of.

  Sheldon Cooper : Nothing to be afraid of? The average champagne cork has a speed of 25 miles per hour. If it's too fast around a school, it's too fast around a kitchen.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's been fifteen minutes, that's all l'm saying.

• Stuart Bloom : So I'm like a lab rat before your real friends come over?

  Sheldon Cooper : Hmm, you see, your words sound reasonable, but your face looks angry.

  [to Amy] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Help me out here, this is not where I shine.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Stuart, you know you're one of our favorite people.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay, now see, you look sincere, but your words are completely false. I'm glad we did this test run, these brunches are wild.

• [last lines] 

  Stuart Bloom : You know what I love about you? Hmm? You never leave the house without a paper clip!

  Sheldon Cooper : You never know when two pieces of paper might temporarily need fastening in the top left corner.

  Stuart Bloom : I also love how you never use swear words.

  Sheldon Cooper : You know, it turns out... you can hurt people just as well without 'em.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe I can get a little help putting some of this stuff away?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, calm down.

  [holding up his mimosa] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I already put away five of these.

  [to Stuart] 

  Sheldon Cooper : See, ain't no muss, no fuss, not a single cuss.

• Bert Kibbler : I had orange juice on my fridge so long it tasted like mimosa.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : How long was it in there?

  Bert Kibbler : I'm not sure. I don't remember much after I drank it.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, now that we're living together, we should think about inviting people over.

  Sheldon Cooper : We have people over all the time. Maintenance people, the pizza delivery guy, that UPS man who keeps asking how parts of me are hanging.