- Selina Meyer: [points to a building in her vagina-like library model] What is this, the clitoris? You know what would be funny? We should put the men's bathroom there. They'll never find it.
- Selina Meyer: [notices the nursery which is decorated with dark Native American symbols] What room is this, Catherine? I mean, when did we build an Indian casino gift shop?
- Catherine Meyer: It's the nursery.
- Selina Meyer: Seriously?
- Gary Walsh: My God.
- Selina Meyer: Well, where are the toys? Or is the baby gonna play chess against death?
- Selina Meyer: [shows Marjorie the model for her library] Lookit, Marjorie! What do you think?
- Marjorie Palmiotti: It looks like a vagina, ma'am.
- Selina Meyer: [to the rest of the team] See? Okay, that's from an expert.
- Jonah Ryan: I am here with a final solution - to restore me to power.
- Sherman Tanz: Jonah, Jonah.
- Jonah Ryan: Sir, I will do anything that you say.
- Sherman Tanz: I know. That's what I love about you. It's like that fagela cowboy movie. "I can't quit you."
- Jonah Ryan: Yes, thank you, sir. Butch and Sundance.
- Selina Meyer: All right, who else knows?
- Amy Brookheimer: Just the site manager, that's it. But he's Italian, so he knows how to keep bodies buried.
- Roger Furlong: Look, I hate the homeless as much as any librarian. That's why God created subzero winters and the third rail, but chances of me pushing for any tax incentives for these private hoosegows is about as likely as what, Will?
- Will: As me walking out of a bar with less than 10 types of semen in my hair.
- Selina Meyer: [to Catherine and Marjorie, about the baby's name] Okay, so what are we calling him? Aluminum? Tenafly? Ribbon?