Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)

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Pete Gardner: Darryl Whitefeather

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• [Darryl walks into Nathaniel's office] 

  Darryl Whitefeather : Hey, there! Wow, you have *the most* intense look on your face. I'm excited for your other looks, whenever those get going.

• Darryl Whitefeather : I am no an emasculated sock puppet!

  Paula Proctor : What? No one called you that. Where did you even come up with that?

  Darryl Whitefeather : No one said that under their breath? I'm pretty sure I heard that, cuz I would not just think that.

• Darryl Whitefeather : Paula, be totally honest, does this suit say, "Hey, Nathaniel, I'm a lot like you, a successful power player who deserves respect and at least some important responsibilities?" Hmm?

  Paula Proctor : Yeah, you know, it says something more like, "Irregular, %30 off, The Suit Barn."

  Darryl Whitefeather : Maybe not that honest.

  Paula Proctor : No, doofus. That's what it says on your tag.

  [Paula rips the price tag off his sleeve] 

• Darryl Whitefeather : Wow, so you found Rebecca's treadmill-desk.

  Nathaniel Plimpton : Yes. Took maintenance a while to get out the hot dog smell.

  Darryl Whitefeather : Well, you know Rebecca, she loves to jog and dog.

• Nathaniel Plimpton : Darryl, what can I do for you?

  Darryl Whitefeather : The question is: What can I do for you? Because I get it! You're now the number one, I'm the number two, dangling under you, ready to drop in and make a splash.

  Nathaniel Plimpton : Darryl, stop.

  Darryl Whitefeather : So you're not craving a number two? There's no rumblings for a deuce?