- Rebecca Bunch: What could she see in a guy from West Covina who still wears stitchy jeans...
- Valencia Perez: And supermarket flip-flops!
- Rebecca Bunch: And lives with his mother!
- Valencia Perez: Yeah! He's the worst! I once saw him bite off a toenail!
- Rebecca Bunch: Well, I mean, he is very flexible and strong.
- Valencia Perez: And muscular.
- Rebecca Bunch: Yeah, and his skin color. Would you say that that's, like, caramel? It's just so yummy!
- Valencia Perez: Mmmm. Delicious!
- Heather Davis: Well, you guys just did, like, a whole loop-de-loop there!
- Rebecca Bunch: Let's Thelma and Louise this thing!
- Valencia Perez: Great!
- [Rebecca and Valencia run out the door]
- Heather Davis: Thelma and Louise drove off a cliff, so be careful!