Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (2016)
Gabrielle Ruiz: Valencia Perez
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : Valencia, are these muffins? Are you eating carbs? I am so proud of you, girl!
Valencia Perez : I know, I'm super-fat, thanks for reminding me.
Rebecca Bunch : What? No, you're not fat. You're, like, most people's wedding-goal weight!
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Valencia Perez : The only shared trauma you and are I gonna bond over are those communal port-o-potties.
Rebecca Bunch : Ah, not a problem for me. I love a good public poo. It's like, leave it and forget it - not my mess!
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Valencia Perez : What are we even doing here?
Rebecca Bunch : Take off your pants.
Valencia Perez : Um, hello? I ain't that kind of party!
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Heather Davis : I always knew I kinda liked you. You're basic, but in an enjoyable way.
Valencia Perez : Thanks, bitch!
