Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (2016)
Santino Fontana: Greg Serrano
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Rebecca Bunch : Me seeing you on that bridge, that was a sign that we should be together.
Greg Serrano : I wanna believe that. I do, but that's not how life works, Rebecca. There are no signs. Life doesn't happen to you, you make decisions. And right now I'm deciding to move forward with my life.
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Greg Serrano : I love you, yes, and I'll confess the thought of staying is so enticing.
Rebecca Bunch : Then stay.
Greg Serrano : And when you speak, my knees get weak. I can't believe what I'm sacrificing! But let's get real, we know the deal. So darling, let's not tiptoe. This thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show.
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Greg Serrano : We can't undo, can't make amends. Dysfunction is our lingua franca. We can't unscrew each other's friends - we're Jerry Springer not Casablanca. There's hard-to-get, then there's neglect - to say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow! Not to be crass, but this sucks ass. This was a shit show.
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Greg Serrano : Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire! Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather! We have chemistry, of course, but that's a formula for divorce. A play about pieces of feces is what we are together!
