Riverdale (TV Series) Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! (2017) User Reviews

Hmm... Implausible

[rohitian · 3/10 · 24 June 2018]

SPOILERS - Six episodes in and the writers already jumped the shark. The viewers would believe the implausible requirement that a 16-year old kid must execute a contract as a corporate officer in order to grant authority for the corporation to do business. Of course, even the laziest show consultant would know that a minor does not have the legal capacity to grant such authority. Even if Veronica was entitled to such right, that right would have to be held by a conservator or guardian until she reached the age of majority. So, not so scandalous that her mother would sign the contract, considering she would likely be among those considered to oversee her daughter's estate until she reached the age of majority. So ridiculous...

Episode 6 went sideways fast (not in a good way)

[ack-91828 · 3/10 · 3 March 2017]

I've been watching this regularly, and I'll keep watching it, but holy crap. If I was rating this on a scale of 1 to 10 on how closely the characters resemble their comic versions, we just hit 'tangerine'. Okay, let's see: Valerie quits the Pussycats to sing with Archie; Veronica joins the Pussycats; Archie kisses Valerie; Jughead (!) kisses Betty (!!). Let's see if I've got this straight. The famously asexual Jughead kisses the girl who's been holding a torch for Archie for the last six episodes, and she kisses him back. It gets better. Apparently, when Betty's parents found out that her sister Polly was pregnant to Jason Blossom and was going to run away with him, they had her committed involuntarily to a school for wayward youth. And then they lied to both Betty (about Polly fighting with Jason and attempting suicide) and Polly (totally omitting that Jason was dead, and that Betty didn't want to see her). So much for Betty's mom being a journalist who was willing to break the law to get a story. And apparently Archie is scared of a rubber wolf mask that he keeps in his room. So wow, lots of forced drama and holy snapping DUCK snot. I am not gonna get over Jughead kissing Betty any time soon. That's so far into OOC territory it's not funny.

here's the old voice from the Seventies again

[RavenGlamDVDCollector · 3/10 · 28 October 2020]

(1) If the Archie I grew up with had the chance to sing with Veronica... he would have chosen Val?

Hoo boy.

(2) I've just submitted the "ginger Judas" quote, it's currently being considered, I suppose. You could possibly check it out in five minutes. In it, Veronica accuses Archie of having "zero loyalty" and, yes, he is a flake. In here, he is a flake. The Archie I grew up with, accused of having zero loyalty?

Hoo boy.

Young girl reading this, you have no no no idea at all, do you?

I repeat: Sacrilege!

p.s. Cole Sprouse is a good choice for Jughead. The lady who plays Hermione, I think she's great. I wouldn't have cast her as a Lodge, but as a similar spirited character, sure. Lili Reinhart needs her hair loosened. Last week the moment that happened, the sun came out. Anything more good I can say? Very little. Cheryl Blossom wasn't even in this episode.

Bah! Humbug!

HATE ME!

eat this, RIVERDALE !!!! go bulldogs! YAY !!