Hooten & the Lady (TV Mini Series)
Ethiopia (2016)
Michael Landes: Hooten
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Quotes
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : She was our only way of getting to Ella.
Hooten : It wasn't going to happen. They planned on killing you the minute you get off that boat.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : That's not very honourable.
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : You need to know there's no money involved.
Hooten : Hey, I'm not a philistine. It doesn't have to be money. It could be jewels, diamonds, rubies never hurt anybody.
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : Anything that's made to Saba is automatically valuable because it's linked to the Queen of Saba.
Hooten : Saba?
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : You may know her as the Queen of Sheba.
Hooten : The Queen of Sheba? I thought that was a myth.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : Says who? There's just as much evidence of the Queen of Sheba as there is for King Salomon, but no one questions his existence!
Hooten : So, what, Ella's been abducted by feminists?
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : The Queen of Sheba took this exact route to cross the Red Sea. To Israel. She was searching for this great king of the East, King Solomon. Who was chosen by god. and then she tested him with hundreds of riddles.
Hooten : Before she put out?
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : [Rolls eyes] She was interested in his mind, actually.
Hooten : I hate that in a woman.
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : Anyway, by God's good Grace, he answered all of her riddles correctly.
Hooten : And then she put out?
Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : Then they fell madly in love.
Hooten : You got any better stories?
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Lady Alex Spencer-Parker : "Sort man gate", what does that mean?
Hooten : I hope that's a rhetorical question, cause why the hell would I know?