- Darius: [while polishing their guns] Man, I ain't scared of nothing. I got Daddy right here.
- Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles: You call your gun "Daddy"?
- Darius: Yes.
- Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles: That's weird, man.
- Darius: Is it weird when your girl call you "Daddy"?
- Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles: Man, that's completely different, and yes, yes. It is.
- Darius: All right, what about Papi? I know you ain't got no problem with Papi.
- Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles: Man, Papi, that's like... cultural.
- Darius: Oh. Oh, okay. Because it's Spanish, now all the sudden, it's sexy.
- Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles: Look, that shit always creepy. Man, if a bitch called me "Daddy," man, something wrong happened. Real talk.
- Darius: Yo, you not gonna see this, but your assumed perversion of the word "Daddy," I think that's stemming from the fear of mortality, man. What you call your gun?
- Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles: Nigga, "Gun"!
- [Holds up his gun]