A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)
The Reptile Room: Part One (2017)
Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf
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Quotes
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Count Olaf : Terrible ending.
Count Olaf : The villagers should have been eaten like in Citizen Kane.
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Klaus Baudelaire : That is not a photo of our parents.
Count Olaf : Yes, it is. They're inside the piano.
Klaus Baudelaire : How do you know that?
Count Olaf : I took the picture.
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Count Olaf : Terrible ending, the villagers should have been eaten like in Citizen Kane
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Count Olaf : [uses knife to point to photograph] Your father and mother were very brave in their days, but...
[imitates fire]
Count Olaf : their days are done Baudelaires
Klaus Baudelaire (Louis Hynes) : That is not a photo of our parents
Count Olaf : Yes it is, they're inside the piano
Klaus Baudelaire (Louis Hynes) : How do you know that?
Count Olaf : I took the picture
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Count Olaf : Terrible ending. The villagers should have been eaten like in Citizen Kane.
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Count Olaf : And that is when I said to him, "The frog is the greatest reptile known to man."
Klaus Baudelaire : Frogs are amphibians.
Count Olaf : What?
Uncle Monty : Stephano, where did you study herpetology?
Count Olaf : I don't know anything about mouth sores.