- Reporter: [Katherine Mulligan is at Flip's Food & Fuel, with Lisa drinking a "Flippee" ice drink right next to her] Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food & Fuel, where two unknown bandits have just made off with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine!
- Lisa Loud: They're not unknown, they're my sisters.
- [sips]
- Lisa Loud: Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze.
- Reporter: I'm getting word that the bandits are currently leading police on a slow-speed chase!
- [cuts to an army of police cars chasing Lola's kiddie car through the desert; Lola, her face now covered in bandages, is driving, while Lynn is in the passenger seat, eating cotton candy]
- Reporter: [Lincoln and the animals look on in shock; Izzy, Lincoln, and the monkey take on the familiar "wise monkey" poses]
- Lincoln Loud: [Anguished] WHERE DID IT ALL GO WROOOONG?
- Reporter: One has to wonder, where did it all go wrong for these girls? And why is a four-year-old working at a gas station?
- Flip: [Flip takes hold of the camera] Interview over! Wait, don't forget to come down to Flip's Food & Fuel, home of the Flippee! Now the interview's over.
- [puts his hand over the camera]
- Lincoln Loud: [the entire predicament flashes back to the point where Lincoln and Charles were overlooking the damage on Lisa's desk] So that's the worst thing that could happen.
- [Charles barks]
- Lincoln Loud: I totally agree! I'm going to tell Lisa!
- Lisa Loud: [in the doorway] Tell Lisa what?
- [gasps as she sees the damage]
- Lincoln Loud: [quickly while fearful] I was playing with my yo-yo, and it got out of control, and it wrecked your experiment, and I'm really, really sorry! Go ahead and disown me, 'cause I deserve it!
- [Lisa smiles, and hugs Lincoln]
- Lincoln Loud: I'm confused. You're not mad?
- Lisa Loud: Mad? I'm ecstatic! You proved my hypothesis! Your recklessness was the one variable my rigidly-controlled experiment sorely needed!
- Lincoln Loud: I'm still confused.
- Lisa Loud: I'm saying thank you for being a clumsy doofus. And thanks for admitting what you did.
- Lori Loud: [Fiercely] GAME OVER, LINCOLN!
- Lincoln Loud: [panicking] It's not what it looks like!
- Lori Loud: We're up there making all these sacrifices, and you're down here playing some stupid computer game?
- Lincoln Loud: Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like.
- Lynn Loud: If you don't wanna give anything up, why should we?
- Lincoln Loud: But... but...
- [shows poster]
- Lincoln Loud: ... polar bear?
- Lola Loud: Aww... wait a minute. You can't use that on us anymore.
- Lori Loud: Come on, girls. Let's go get our stuff back.
- Leni Loud: And a refill!