- Linda Martin: If this information is as upsetting as you're making it out to be, I'm not interested in being the messenger. Afraid I'm too smart for that.
- Charlotte: So what you're saying is I need to find someone he'll trust that is foolish enough to help me deliver the news.
- Linda Martin: That's the exact opposite of what I'm suggesting...
- Charlotte: Thank you, Doctor. I know just the person.
- [Leaves abruptly]
- Linda Martin: Now I see the resemblance.
- Lucifer Morningstar: This man clearly has an oversized ego, comparing himself to the likes of Johnny Kane and Dr. Scott. If we threaten that ego, trust me, he'll respond.
- Dan Espinoza: How do you know?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Because I know his type, Daniel. Used to live with him, in fact. Called him Dad.
- Charlotte: I've been trying to find the right way to tell you. But there is no right way, because the truth...... is... this is your Father's doing. Chloe... is His doing... He put her in your path.
- Lucifer Morningstar: These are the future leaders of America, Detective., engaging in sex, drugs, and... lecherous behavior. Makes me proud.
- Chloe Decker: Any idea of how long it took the poison to activate?
- Ella Lopez: Well, it's hard to say for sure, but best guess, maybe 24 hours?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I hope poor Ricky made 'em count. Enjoying what little life he had left with sex or friends.
- Chloe Decker: Or sex *with* friends.
- [Lucifer stares at her, dumbfounded]
- Chloe Decker: I just figured that's where you were going with that.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What are you doing, Detective?
- Chloe Decker: Sending him an e-mail.
- Dan Espinoza: What?
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Reads over Chloe's shoulder] "You pathetic sad sack. No wonder you didn't get tenure. Your experiments are as ugly as you are." Well said, Detective.
- Dan Espinoza: Seriously? Insulting a serial killer?
- [Sarcastic]
- Dan Espinoza: That's an awesome idea.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you.
- [Turns back to Chloe]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Also, his mask is a bit lame. Could've been much creepier. Put that in.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Walking in on a suspect watching porn] LAPD. Show us what's in your hands.
- Chloe Decker: No, raise your hands above your head where we can see them.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, it might be a gun, Detective.
- Chloe Decker: [Trying not to look] It's not a gun.
- Chloe Decker: Care to explain why you sent Johnny Kane a threatening e-mail yesterday at 9:10 a.m.?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Busted, Mr. Hoffing. You may as well come clean now. Pun intended.
- Ella Lopez: Check it out, petechial hemorrhaging, ribboned skin, ocular discharge.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Chuckles, Chloe gives him a look] Sorry. She said "discharge". It gets me every time.
- Chloe Decker: Did you notice anything strange in the last few days? Any unusual behavior?
- Timmy Nolan: Like what?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Like someone carrying a small apothecary bottle marked with a skull and crossbones perhaps?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh! To Love Is to Die. Impressive work. I mean, to be a man playing a woman playing a man. It's absolutely dizzying.
- [Gets a look]
- Lucifer Morningstar: What? Should I have said spoiler?
- Mazikeen: I just wish you'd loosen up, Decker. You know, throw caution to the wind, be impulsive, just once. Instead of, you know, being you.