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Chloe Decker : You look like a homeless magician.
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Chloe Decker : We've have an injured groom and a deceased bride.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, they got to that "till death do us part" nonsense quickly, didn't they?
Chloe Decker : The bride suffered a gunshot wound to the chest.
Lucifer Morningstar : Chest? Shooter didn't go for the head? First rule of zombie killing.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Making out with a bridesmaid] Detective, I found you a lead.
Chloe Decker : Where--in her mouth?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, actually. Imagine what I can find in other orifices.
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Chloe Decker : You look like hell.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ha! Not heard that before.
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Chloe Decker : Babysitter Shelly might have to take you, okay?
Trixie Espinoza : Oh, she already left.
Chloe Decker : What? Why?
Trixie Espinoza : I don't know. But when she went into Maze's room, she ran out screaming.
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Chloe Decker : Seriously? A sex swing?
Mazikeen : I know, right? Wanna hop on?
Chloe Decker : Okay, if we're gonna live together, we need to have some house rules. Rule number one, and I can't believe I'm saying this, *no* sex swing.
Mazikeen : You said I could bring my furniture.
Chloe Decker : A sex swing is not furniture!
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Chloe Decker : Are you drunk?
Lucifer Morningstar : I wish. Pesky supernatural metabolism keeps getting in the way. Still doesn't stop me trying, though.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You can't understand, Detective. And you never will.
Chloe Decker : Well, if you won't talk to me, then... please, talk to someone else. You have a therapist. Talk to her, before it eats you alive.
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Chloe Decker : What did you do to the babysitter?
Mazikeen : Me? She's the one who didn't knock. I had no time to hide my toys.