- Chloe Decker: Oh, are you praying or-...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, usually works. He must've gone for a wank or something.
- Dan Espinoza: I really don't think it's the missing woman, Lucifer. It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.
- Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising; clearly not man hands.
- Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [On Charlotte's prospects as an escapee] I mean... how far can a celestial being trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get?
- Mazikeen: Well let's see: she's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, and she's got a corporate credit card.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Stunned realization] Bollocks...
- Chloe Decker: Ella; we have to proceed as if this missing woman is still alive, okay?
- Ella Lopez: Yeah.
- Chloe Decker: I don't want to find another body.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Trust me, you will not find another body.
- Dan Espinoza: [Enters] I found a body!
- Lucifer Morningstar: You're gonna have to lose those clothes. They're a serious problem.
- [Charlotte starts undressing]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Taking you home, 'cause this being out in public thing obviously isn't working. And then I'm going to see my colleague.
- [Lucifer looks at his mother]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Mum!
- [looks away realizing she's standing there nude]
- Charlotte: Yes?
- Lucifer Morningstar: You're... naked!
- Charlotte: Well you said clothes were a problem, so problem solved.
- Lucifer Morningstar: In the bloody car, will you!
- [he takes his jacket off and covers her]
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm going to be traumatized for eternity. Thank you very much for that.
- Charlotte: I apologize for my human form, but... at least this one has supreme hindquarters.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You're lying.
- Charlotte: No. They're quite sturdy, feel it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I wasn't referring, nor will I ever refer, to your butt, Mother.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Elliot's closet is full of crocs] There's only one body part that rubber should be worn on. Not that you'd know.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Walking right past a couple of bodyguards] Hello chaps, just looking for the head of a big drug cartel. Is he home? Vicky?
- Lucifer Morningstar: [At a solarium, after throwing a thug through a wall full of drugs] Oh! Oh look at that: snow storm in a tanning salon, how ironic.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Perhaps we shouldn't have borrowed from Maze. Her clothing is insufficient.
- Charlotte: Yes. Half my hide is exposed. Human attire is very impractical.
- Chloe Decker: Trixie's best friend Landa got a new All-American doll, and now Trixie wants one. So what does she do? She destroys her old doll, expecting me to replace it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Mm, impressive. But, then, I'd expect nothing less from the shrewd little minx.
- Ella Lopez: You see the bruising and the semi-circular marks on her neck?
- Chloe Decker: Strangled.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Aha. Long fingernails, which means the killer's female.
- Ella Lopez: Not necessarily. I mean, the marks aren't deep. It could just be a dude who's not serious man-groomer.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Come on. It's so obvious; your cinder-hellion had just plunged a screwdriver into the poor lad, when she was interrupted by the chambermaid, who she then snuffed out with her bare hands.
- Chloe Decker: Chambermaid? Who's the killer, Mrs. Peacock in the library with the candlestick?
- Charlotte: At least I've managed to keep this flesh sack in one piece. It has not been easy. Quite a few of the male species have been eying me hungrily. Do humans eat their own?
- Charlotte: I want what your father took from me. I want my home back. But I know that's not possible. So I want to do what I can to be a good mother to you here, on Earth.
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's too late. You abandoned me, Mum. You just stood by and watched as I was cast out. Thrown into Hell and vilified for all eternity. There aren't enough cheesy noodles in the universe to fix all that, I'm afraid,
- Lucifer Morningstar: Maze? Ah, good, you're still here. I have a job for you.
- Mazikeen: On my way out, Lucifer. No more jobs.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, yes, I know. You don't work for me anymore. Very clear. But I have a feeling you're gonna love this one. Just think of it as a parting gift.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm sorry, Detective, but Charlotte's in danger. We need to find her.
- Chloe Decker: How did she go from big bad wolf to little lost lamb?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, maybe she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, but right now she needs to return to the flock.