- Louise Belcher: I'm gonna ride a roller coaster with you, Boo Boo, you disgusting, beautiful, garbage angel.
- Louise Belcher: Tina, Boyz 4 Now is your thing. I could care less.
- Tina Belcher: But remember when we went to the concert and you kind of lost your mind?
- Louise Belcher: Listen, some freak thing happened to me at that concert, but then I slapped Boo Boo's face and now I'm cured. Slap therapy, Tina. Ask your doctor.
- Gene Belcher: She's happy and slappy!
- Tammy: I'm Tammy Larson with Wagstaff School News. Our top story: Boyz 4 Now has broken up.
- Tina Belcher: Son of a bitch!
- Tina Belcher: It's okay for you to be excited, Louise.
- Louise Belcher: Yeah, it's okay for you to be excited.
- Tina Belcher: Right. Listen, every day at around 2:30, my armpits get sweaty...
- Louise Belcher: Okay.
- Tina Belcher: And I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question, but one day, I had to say, who cares? I have swampy armpits and I'm gonna answer all the questions I want. I'm swampy and I'm proud.
- Louise Belcher: Tina, where are you going with this?
- Tina Belcher: I'm saying just because you think something is embarrassing doesn't mean you have to be embarrassed by it. We all have our swampy pits. My swampy pits is swampy pits. Maybe your swampy pits is Boo Boo.
- Jimmy Pesto: Hey, what are you doing, Bob? Putting up a warning sign? "Danger: Dumb Guy Inside."
- [laughs]
- Krissy: [to Tina] Does your shirt say "Boo Crew"?
- Tina Belcher: No, it says, "boo-merang" because I like boomerangs because I'm from Australia. G'day, mate.
- Bob Belcher: Jimmy, you can't just put up a plaque and make it true. I have history on my side!
- Linda Belcher: Easy, easy, Bob. It's okay. History's dumb. Everyone knows it. It's like, been there, done that.