Mom (TV Series)

A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Bonnie : He turned his phone over before I could see the message.

  Christy : Well, Mom, your evidence is purely circumstantial then, which is especially problematic in civil trials where evidence is severely lacking.

  [looks at card] 

  Christy : YES!

• Christy : [wakes up and finds Bonnie crying]  What's wrong?

  Bonnie : Adam's leaving.

  Christy : Oh, Mom.

  [hugs her] 

  Christy : What did you do?

• Adam : Remember my stuntman friend Mitch I told you about, who lost a testicle doing stunts for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?

  Bonnie : Yeah, one ball Mitch?

  Adam : We just call him lefty.

• Christy : [wakes up in the hospital, sees a blurry figure over her]  Am I in Heaven?

  Bonnie : [comes into focus, pulls down mask]  Christy.

  Christy : That would be a no.

• Adam : [comparing scars]  22 stitches, doing stunts for "The Hangover".

  Bonnie : [shows her neck]  23 stitches, doing mushrooms WITH a hangover. I win.

  [Adam clears his throat and nods to his wheelchair] 

  Bonnie : Okay so it's a tie.

• Bonnie : Adam's cheating on me.

  Christy : Already?

• Bonnie : Your friends just want to see you, they don't care you can't jump out of a window with your hair on fire...

  Adam : Which I've done, by the way.

  Bonnie : So have I, I just didn't get paid for it.