The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Line Substitution Solution (2016)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : You really want me to pick up your mother all by myself?
Leonard Hofstadter : I just feel like it would be a good chance for you to bond.
Penny Hofstadter : Or a way for you to avoid her?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know what he is putting on those cards, but you are smarter than ever.
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[first lines]
Penny Hofstadter : [Sheldon holds up a flash card] Helium.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
[Penny holds up a picture flash card]
Sheldon Cooper : Taylor Swift.
Penny Hofstadter : Yes.
[Sheldon holds up another card]
Penny Hofstadter : Pi.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
[Penny holds up another picture]
Sheldon Cooper : Kardashian.
Penny Hofstadter : More specific.
Sheldon Cooper : [after a pause] Khloé?
Penny Hofstadter : Yes!
Sheldon Cooper : Ah! See, I remember because if it looks like Kim, it's Kim; if it looks kinda like Kim, it's Kourtney; if it looks nothing like Kim, it's Khloé.
Penny Hofstadter : [Sheldon holds up another card] Oh, that's a venn diagram. And I remember because I thought to myself: 'Venn is he going to stop talking about this diagram?'
[Leonard enters]
Leonard Hofstadter : What are you guys doing?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, well, we decided to use our breakfast time to expand our respective knowledge bases.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hnh. Let me try.
[Sheldon and Penny each hold up a card]
Leonard Hofstadter : Atom of hydrogen; Adam of Maroon 5; mike drop.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, who is Mike Drop?
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Penny Hofstadter : She's my mother-in-law; why can't I bond with her like that?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy's with Sheldon who she loves like a son. You're with her son. Who she doesn't.
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Penny Hofstadter : I've been trying to make a connection with you all day, and clearly I'm getting nowhere.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Well, are you seeking a connection or just some form of validation?
Penny Hofstadter : What I was seeking was some sort of friendship, but at this point I'll take you not insulting me to my face.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : My intention was never to insult you.
Penny Hofstadter : You've been doing it all day; do you even know what an insult is?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Well, it's not a clinical term, but one example would be your marrying my son and not inviting me or even telling me the wedding was taking place.
Penny Hofstadter : [long pause] OK, good example!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey Penny, do you want to go to the airport with me later to pick up my mother?
Penny Hofstadter : Sure.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thanks.
Penny Hofstadter : No problem.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey Penny, um, since you're already going to be at the airport, do I need to go?
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Penny Hofstadter : So if we would have asked you to come to Vegas to see us get married, you would have come?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : No, I would have said you're making a huge mistake. But an invitation would have been nice.