- Jill Kendall: [wearing a tight shirt with her breasts sticking out] Hey Bonnie, I haven't seen much of you lately.
- Bonnie: Yeah well I'm seeing a lot of you.
- Christy: You need to go to a meeting.
- Bonnie: Enough with the meetings! It's not about a meeting, it's about two people who clearly aren't meant to live together. The man is impossible! He clips his fingernails, he watches TV, he looks at his watch, he sleeps, how am I supposed to love a man like that?
- Christy: Mom.
- Bonnie: I KNOW! I need a meeting!
- Jill Kendall: I have been let down by women my whole life.
- Christy: Here we go!
- Jill Kendall: It's true! My mama killed herself right when I needed her the most, my therapist married my dad, and my housekeeper does a really mean impression of me.
- Wendy: What's that sound like?
- Jill Kendall: Like me, only southern and stupid.
- Christy: Excuse me, but I have NEVER let you down.
- Jill Kendall: I know, but the thing of it is...
- Christy: No! No excuses, just say you're sorry.
- Jill Kendall: I'm sorry.
- Christy: Okay, I forgive you.
- Jill Kendall: [dating advice to Christy] Maybe ditch the Converse high tops and the hoodies and let people see you're a woman.
- Christy: Excuse me? This is what all the kids are wearing.
- Jill Kendall: [to the others] Who wants to tell her?