Mom (TV Series)

High-Tops and Brown Jacket (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : Mom, when's the last time you went to a meeting?

  Bonnie : I don't know, when's the last time you got laid?

  [smacks Christy on the butt] 

• Christy : You need to go to a meeting.

  Bonnie : Enough with the meetings! It's not about a meeting, it's about two people who clearly aren't meant to live together. The man is impossible! He clips his fingernails, he watches TV, he looks at his watch, he sleeps, how am I supposed to love a man like that?

  Christy : Mom.

  Bonnie : I KNOW! I need a meeting!

• Christy : Don't worry, when she comes back she'll be a whole other person.

  Adam : She's been 3 different people in the last hour!

• Christy : So what're your plans for the evening?

  Bonnie : Gonna get takeout Chinese and hump my way into a bladder infection.

  Christy : Always the lady.

• Jill Kendall : I have been let down by women my whole life.

  Christy : Here we go!

  Jill Kendall : It's true! My mama killed herself right when I needed her the most, my therapist married my dad, and my housekeeper does a really mean impression of me.

  Wendy : What's that sound like?

  Jill Kendall : Like me, only southern and stupid.

  Christy : Excuse me, but I have NEVER let you down.

  Jill Kendall : I know, but the thing of it is...

  Christy : No! No excuses, just say you're sorry.

  Jill Kendall : I'm sorry.

  Christy : Okay, I forgive you.

• Jill Kendall : [dating advice to Christy]  Maybe ditch the Converse high tops and the hoodies and let people see you're a woman.

  Christy : Excuse me? This is what all the kids are wearing.

  Jill Kendall : [to the others]  Who wants to tell her?

• Christy : Where's Adam?

  Bonnie : Adam's in a timeout.

  Adam : [from the bedroom]  Christy, she won't give me back my chair!

  Christy : [furious]  You took his chair away? Are you insane? What if he has to pee?

  Adam : I do!