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3/10
Falls flat on its face.
gso1963-174-39214517 February 2017
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Full disclosure: I was actually one of the Kickstarter backers on this film, which is why I'm using an alternative name here. I'm not writing this review out of malice towards the creators; they delivered on what I paid for. The thing is what I got ended up being different than what was promised in the campaign and the final product suffered from such an alteration leaving much to be desired. So much so that I couldn't let such a letdown slip by and felt the need to speak out. However, I refrained until it was released to the public as I felt doing so before hand would make it look like I was trying to defame the film and I wanted to see how audiences thought of it coming in blind. Now that it's been out for a week as of writing and now that the users have spoken, I cannot hold my silence any longer.

We All Fall Down was the worst movie I had the misfortune of supporting on Kickstarter. Let me explain.

Our story, or what semblance of one there is, takes place in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where adults have transformed into zombies and kids below the age of 18 have to fend for themselves. Our hero Todd, who just hit the "transformation" phase, and his younger brother Benny scour the desolate area trying to survive on their own. While on their journey, the two get kidnapped by a cultist tribe lead by the crazed teenage queen Matra looking for recruits. Todd must now come to terms with his surroundings and save his brother before the mute kid becomes a wild savage. And that's pretty much it.

If you thought that synopsis was a bit underwhelming, that's because the entire movie was incredibly underwhelming. I won't lie by saying the general premise itself is intriguing and I'm a sucker for stories centered around kids. It's just that the actual plot around it was badly executed. For starters, the film presents its setting in a rather vague fashion. We aren't given an explanation why the adults have suddenly become zombies (though it might explain why civilization has collapsed) and we don't know how that same transformation process works, so Todd's internal conflict doesn't carry much weight as a result. As the matter of fact, his fear of the change isn't really resolved at the end rendering his dream conversations with a random little girl rather pointless in the long run. Most of the characters are flat with hardly any depth to them. For example, Matra doesn't have a motivation for raising a group of savages aside from power and without knowing what happened to her that made her go rogue, she comes across as a one dimensional villain. Eve, a female survivor also doesn't have much of a character aside from being the assistance Todd learns to trust as the story goes on. It's hard to get invested with these characters with so many supposedly important details glossed over or left out altogether. I'm not asking for exposition dumps, but at least include some pivotal background stuff that gives me a reason to care about why our heroes need to survive this hellish environment. I'd argue to say that the overall story should be labeled incomplete.

The worst sin this movie makes is that there's barely any zombie action, let alone actual zombies! Our heroes fend off a few of them at the beginning and that's it. This will no doubt disappoint fans of the zombie sub-genre if that's what they came here for. Come to think of it, the lack of suspense or gore will also let down fans of horror too. While the film visually looks okay and there isn't any gimmicky CGI, the acting's not really that great and the score isn't effective in the slightest. You can say there wasn't any entertainment value here due to all of these shortcomings being present.

But why does the movie feel half-baked? The answer should be a no brainier for those who got hooked by the premise during the campaign like me. We All Fall Down was actually suppose to have been a web series from the get-go, only for it to morph into a film at the eleventh hour (given the plot it's kinda ironic). While the reasoning behind this might have been an economic/business one, just because a story works in one medium doesn't mean it will work in another. In this case, the film was not shot as a film but rather an episodic series which means it was written in a way that is suitable for that field. With shows you can have an ever expanding story over the course of many episodes or even through seasons, but with movies you have to tell a complete story in the time given. There is no full story if you try and edit a bunch of episode together into a movie and that's why the final product fails. In fact, the movie felt more like an unsold TV pilot. I'm not sure if the intended web series would've fared much better, but why they couldn't just test it out with backers before going through a revamp is beyond me. To add insult to injury, the movie ends on a sequel hook that's likely not going to happen anytime soon (though if they do make one, I hope they pull a Purge and make a superior product).

When all was said and done, We All Fall Down is an unbelievably flawed film with a plot full of loose ends, poor characterization, a severe lack of thrills and a load of wasted potential. Had I known what I was getting into, I probably wouldn't have bothered with the campaign. I hope that the filmmakers will learn from this misstep and settle on what format they want to tell their stories in the future.
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3/10
Savages and running zombies! Seriously?...
paul_haakonsen14 June 2017
When I found "We All Fall Down", I read the synopsis and just had to take the time and effort to sit down and watch it because it is a zombie movie after all. And I have to be honest and say that I had not heard about this movie prior to stumbling across it by sheer random luck. But it is always nice to find a new addition to the zombie movie collection, although many of the movies turn out to be poor attempts at making a zombie movie.

"We All Fall Down" has a relatively small cast ensemble, so the actors and actresses in the movie had to carry a bigger weight in order to make the movie work. And I will say that most of the performances in the movie were actually quite good.

The characters in the movie were nicely detailed and fleshed out. However, it just didn't always make much sense. For example, why would people resort to dressing as savages and incorporate teddy bears in their outfits. It hardly makes much sense for such foolishness in a dying world overrun with zombies. So I didn't really understand why writer and director Kurt Knight opted for this in his movie. But seriously, savages? What could possibly justify that people turn into and act like savages while others retain their humanity and ways of their former lives? No, it just didn't add up. And for some reason these savages just lost their ability to speak and communicate in English? No, no, no!

While we are on the topic of things that didn't make much sense, then why did Todd have to go around and growl like a rabid beast?

The zombies were suffering from that low budget approach in terms of make-up and special effects. The people who were portraying zombies in the movie were essentially just colored grey on their face and necks, and often they had forgotten to color the arms, hands, legs and feet. Which is a classic and very stupid mistake to make, especially since you opted for the cheap approach of just using grey make-up and not have gore and dismemberment effects.

Furthermore, the zombies were fast, agile and running, which is a definite no in my book. Zombies are supposed to be slow and shambling, lacking proper motor skills and coordination.

I will say that the atmosphere in the movie was actually quite good. There was a gritty feel to it all, with dirt and grime, which added a good sense of realism to the scenes.

The pacing of the movie was adequate, because there was a good and constant flow to the movie.

The movie's cover/poster looks rather interesting and is actually quite nicely made. It is alluring and eye catching. However, it is actually far more promising than what the movie delivered at the hand of writer and director Kurt Knight.

"We All Fall Down" had some major problems in terms of script idea and concept, but there were lots of enjoyable moments throughout the course of the movie. For a zombie movie then "We All Fall Down" is definitely not a movie worthwhile mentioning or one that you must run out and add to your collection.
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4/10
"The Road" meet "Lord of the Flies" plus zombies
nogodnomasters29 July 2017
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Todd (Cardiff Gerhardt) and his mute brother Benny (Connor James Moore) travel down "The Road" as the planet has been infected by the Star Trek virus "Miri" that only effects adults. They try to remain alone, but run into Matra (Kalli Therinae) a pretty teen girl who wants to feed Todd and his brother and "fulfill all of his needs." wink wink nudge nudge. Todd being a young male from Utah, grunts and says "no." In fact most of the dialogue had a lot of poorly done grunts and snarls.

Having gotten past that zombie adults who want to eat kids are few and far between and kids managed to survive with all the adults wanting to kill them, I viewed on. The film managed to capture a poorly acted and scripted combination of "The Road" meets "Lord of the Flies" plus 4? zombies. The child acting was extremely bad, especially the leads. Kalli Therinae reminded me of Miley Cyrus at her worst.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity
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5/10
Not sure how this got rated 6 and 7?
noony2k7 February 2017
First of all it wasn't a bad movie but it didn't deserve no 7.8 which was the rating on here at first. It was OK,a different kind of horror movie to whats out there at the moment. The acting wasn't especially good either,id say average to that as well. It seemed to me that it was one of them-you knew what was coming next or at the end. This is my personal opinion,so some would disagree no doubt. Anyway the movies worth a watch and would like to see what the rating eventually goes down to with more reviews,etc. This is my first review on here so I'm sorry if its not as good as some on here. Thank you for reading and hope you enjoy it as much as i did,ha!
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1/10
Zombies meets Lord of the Flies meets the Manson Family meets bored film-goer
mortradio2 October 2021
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It's a world where all adults have turned to crazed, fast-running zombies (who craved human flesh, obviously), and where anyone approaching the age of 18 turns into a zombie as well. This leaves, of course, a world that is populated by the 17 and under crowd. Okay, not the most plausible story, but there have been worse.

We meet Todd, who is an "almost 18-year-old" teenager that is walking around with his 5-year-old brother, Benny. Their purpose in the film is to get to "the farm". It is assumed that "the farm" is the place where Todd and Benny used to live prior to the zombie apocalypse.

Moments after meeting Todd and Benny, we then meet Eve, another teenager who is a "runner". She warns Todd and Benny of zombies nearby, and soon afterward, we are treated to a zombie attack. Four zombies (that's right, four) try to bite the teenagers, but are killed off. Eve invites Todd and Benny to come live with her in some community, but Todd tells her to take a hike.

It is interesting to note at this time that the four zombies that are seen during the zombie attack are the only zombies you will see in the entire movie. You never again see zombies, or see the victims of zombies, or even hear talk of zombies. There is a moment later in the film when some teenager must be turning 18 years old, because she starts convulsing about before being killed, as we are told that she was "turning". For a film that labels itself as a zombie film, it fails miserably mainly because it only presents 4 zombies (5 zombies if you count the twitchy teenager).

Anyway, Todd and Benny enter the "Lord of the Flies" stage of the film when they meet the lustful and seductive Matra and four of her followers (all male). After some over-acted grunts and seductive talk about joining the "family", Matra and her followers kidnap Benny. Of course, Todd sets out and looks for Benny, and eventually is overtaken by Matra's followers. While being held captive, Todd see that Matra's "family" is teaching a number of young children to be warriors.

I won't bother describing the rest of the film because it is pretty well pointless. There is a moment of weak human sacrifice (a battle to the death) and a hint of cannibalism, but none of it is even noteworthy. Strangely enough, even though the zombies are attracted to noise, Matra and her family are never attacked, even though they yelp, chant, grunt, and shout loudly every night during dance rituals by their bonfire. By the end of the film, Matra is killed, and Todd and Benny set off again, presumably to the "farm".

Why all the teenagers and children wear warpaint and dead animal fur is never explained. It can't be because of the zombie apocalypse because it has supposedly been only a few years since it began. Why are they wearing warpaint? Even Eve (a good guy) wears warpaint on her face. Why? One would think that there still would be plenty of clothing around for the under 18 crowd to wear, so why are most of the characters dressed in animal fur. Also, other than Todd, no one has any guns. Obviously, this is unbelievable since one would think that there would be plenty of firepower available after the downfall of mankind. Additionally, in regards to the how the apocalypse, even that seems unbelievable since the few buildings that are seen in the film seem to be desolated for decades, whereas the apocalypse could only have happened in the past 3 to 5 years.

The film's premise (the under 18 crowd against the apocalyptic world) may have worked if it had been done differently, such as various street gangs vying for control of an area (ala "The Warriors"), using guns instead of pointed sticks, battling zombies and each other. But the director/writer(s) didn't go that route. Instead, they went with this "Lord of the Flies" nonsense, grabbed up some young, inexperienced actors and actress, and ended up making an unintentional comedy that starts to be un-funny after about 20 minutes.

Frankly, I believe that the director started the film resembling John Hillcoat's "The Road", saw that it wasn't marketable, and decided to add one zombie scene to the film so it could then be advertised as a "zombie" film and maybe draw in a few more bucks.

If you do watch this film, enjoy it for laughs for the first 10 to 20 minutes, and then turn it off and move on to something else.
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5/10
Not bad. A bit too long.
siderite18 March 2017
Lots of people saying that the acting is bad are just plain silly. The acting is not great, that's for sure, but I've seen bad and this ain't it. In fact, the whole idea of the movie is that kids are the only people not "zombified" and so their behavior should be erratic and over the top. If anything, the actors played it too normal.

The problem with the movie was with the story. It started from a premise that not only wasn't explored, but wasn't even relevant to the plot. Then it focused its 80 minutes on details that, again, were irrelevant. I really enjoyed Kalli Therinae's character and, with a better script, she could have shined.

Bottom line: the idea was reasonably fresh, but the plot did not take advantage of it. The actors were OK, but their roles didn't really give them the opportunity to evolve. If this were an episode of The Walking Dead, it would have been way too boring. As a movie it just doesn't work. Too bad, since I enjoyed most other movies from Arrowstorm.
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1/10
The Lord of The Flies meets The Road
sosevh18 April 2021
LTF meets The Road but in a very bad and boring way... The plot is full of loose ends that are never explored or explained, and the characterization is so poor. The dialogues are pathetic, and instead of working and polishing the script, the writers took the cheapest way by giving the audience grunts.

The zombies are a total joke and they only appeared on screen for around 5 min.; I guess they learned that from The Walking Soap-opera, by showing cheap melodramatic scenes and blah, blah, blah dialogues and leave the zombies as ornaments.
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4/10
Wow! Is the acting bad!
brianhenneman-8814714 October 2020
I can't recall a movie with such egregious overacting.
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7/10
More apocalypse movie than zombie movie but decent
sbob32214 December 2017
First off I remember less than 5 zombies in the movies it is not a zombie movie. Also think 28 days later infected more than zombies. This is a character driven apocalypse movie.

Others have explained the story but the general gist of it is a boy at the verge of hitting the age where he will turn into a zombie like all adults. He is taking care of his mute brother and they seem to be wandering aimlessly. They run into other groups and the younger brother ends up needing rescued. Don't know what cliffhanger people are talking about but I didn't see one.

Overall I enjoyed the movie I feel like most people expected grander goals for the characters but I felt the ending reward was great for the main character. When everything is terrible its just the little things that give him hope and motivate him. Guess there was a kickstarter that pitched something that people feel wasn't delivered but the final product was respectable which surprised me because I dislike children in tv and movies and actually came to watch them fight zombies expecting the worst and actually ended up liking a few of them.
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6/10
I liked it
socalsongbird28 December 2019
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Okay, sure. It is cringeworthy at times and at other times the acting was bad. Like really, really bad. I could have done without all the grunting and without the witch, like that whole plot line ruined the movie. It would 1000% improved if they stuck with the brothers only and paced until the older one turned. They missed a huge opportunity there IMO. It was predictable but I still liked it. The idea was original.
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