Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Lice Things Are Lice (2016)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Tina Belcher : [When Louise tries to leave the nurse's office]  You can't leave, Louise. It's just a bitter pill you have to swallow.

  [Louise groans in frustration] 

  Tina Belcher : But it's not a real pill 'cause that would be medicine and I can't dispense...

  Louise Belcher : I know, Tina! You're drunk with lack of power.

• Tammy : Why does everything bad happen to me?

  Louise Belcher : It's happening to us, too, Tammy!

  Tammy : Well, not really 'cause you're not blonde.

  Tina Belcher : Neither are you.

  Tammy : You shut up right now! You better shut that down. Shut it up.

• Louise Belcher : Nurse Liz, please read from this medical encyclopedia. The marked passage how dandruff is often misdiagnosed as lice.

  Regular Sized Rudy : Like how my asthma was misdiagnosed as having a bad attitude.