- Chanel Oberlin: I could've sworn I heard Chanel #5 scream.
- Cathy Munsch: How did you hear her from across the hospital?
- Chanel #5: [in the distance] Help!
- Chanel #3: She's drawn to Chanel #5's pain like a shark to blood in the water. She developed a fine-tuned addiction to it.
- Chanel #3: Can I just say I think it's fascinating that she's doing all these accents, but she hasn't done one that anyone could deem offensive.
- Penelope Hotchkiss: [with an Indian accent] Accent? Why does everybody keep bringing up my accent? I told you, I am from the Midwest.
- Chanel #3: Okay, never mind.
- Chanel Oberlin: Okay, this can't be the most sanitary way to clean bedpans. I mean, aren't there rules and... laws and stuff?
- Chanel #3: A few weeks ago, I was in charge of giving fentanyl to a patient who, based on Zayday's recommendation, was about to get a lobotomy. Also, we dumped a body in the swamp, so I don't really think rules are a priority around here.
- Dr. Cassidy Cascade: Ms. Hotchkiss, you seem to be unaware of the fact that each time you speak, you take on a different accent.
- Penelope Hotchkiss: [with a Belgian accent] What did you say?
- Chanel #3: He's right. In the last ten minutes, you've done Texan, Austrian, Norwegian, Vietnamese, Algerian, Bostwanan, Tajik, and something that sort of sounded like Bernie Sanders.
- Dr. Brock Holt: [entering] Foreign Accent Syndrome. That's what she has.
- Chanel #3: There's no way there's actually something called Foreign Accent Syndrome.