- Randy: You know what, I think we've just blown past warm beers. I'm going to go grab us some whiskey. 10 inches always looks a whole lot bigger with bourbon.
- Caroline Channing: I am sure that he's here to make sure there is no problem. There's no problem right Angie?
- Angie: The only problem I see now is that shirt On him.
- Angie: [Coming over and shaking Randy's hand] Hi, I'm Angie but I'm thinking about changing my name to yours.
- Max Black: Props! That's a good line.