Horace and Pete (TV Mini Series)
Episode #1.2 (2016)
Louis C.K.: Horace
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Quotes
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Horace : You alright? What's up?
Zach : I was charged $4.50 for a Budweiser and that guy was charged $3. Just not sure why the discrepancy?
Horace : He's been coming here a long time.
Zach : So is that a privilege for just that one guy?
Horace : Some people pay $4.50 and some people pay $3.
Zach : Ok. How do you decide that? Is there like a list?
Horace : If he looks like him he pays $3 and if he looks like you he pays $4.50.
Zach : So just out and out discrimination? Are you aware how unfair and totally not okay that is?
Horace : Here's the thing. You're getting more for your money than he is,
Zach : How so?
Horace : Because, well see you come in here and you make fun of the place because it's an old Brooklyn dive bar. So you and your friends get to enjoy that part of it and also you get to have a beer. But he just gets the beer. See, you're here ironically. But he's really here because he just sleeps on the corner.
Zach : So it's like a douche tax?
Horace : Yeah, kinda.
Zach : Acceptable.
Horace : Ok.
