- Big Boo: Sorry, Chang. Red Dragon's out in this new economy.
- Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett: Yeah. Go, like, fly a big kite that looks like a bird. What are those Chinese birds called?
- Big Boo: Phoenix?
- Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett: Phoenix! Go fly a Phoenix kite all the way to Arizona, Chang!
- Nicky Nichols: If I've learned anything from this grand corporatocracy we call America, Big Pharma rules, right? So does Little Pharma, Medium Pharma, and Pharma of all sizes. Let them eat Prozac!
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
- Shelly Ginsberg: Oh, I like that. Did you come up with that?
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: No. It's Polish.
- Shelly Ginsberg: Oh. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of the Poles.
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: No, me neither, but they have some good maxims.
- Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett: I like carpet. I always have. Carpet I prefer, because it's soft, for one. And two, if you drop shit it doesn't break. And also, you don't get splinters.
- Big Boo: And you can munch it.
- Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett: Okay.
- Lorna Morello: We could go to electrical. We could make a ham radio. We could string up the holiday lights, make it all atmospheric. I'll let you tie me up with an extension cord if you ask real nice.
- Nicky Nichols: No, you won't.
- Lorna Morello: You're right. I won't. I'm still sorting through some trust issues.
- Cindy Hayes: Yo, if she shoot this guy, we gonna get guard brains all over us.
- Alison Abdullah: Ew, no, these are my good pants.
- Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales: How could you go to a riot without me? What happened to Team Flaritza?
- Maritza Ramos: I got called up for van duty last minute! And I thought we decided on Team Maraca.
- Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales: No, we didn't. We said that sounded like two rumba shakers, not two unique individuals sharing one nickname.
- Maritza Ramos: Oh yeah, that's right.
- Pidge: Should we take the shoes too?
- Zirconia: Maybe, to use the heels for weapons, but not to wear. They represent the patriarchy and the oppression of women. And they hurt like fuck.