Mike & Molly (TV Series)

The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto (2016)

Rondi Reed: Peggy

Quotes 

• Peggy : [Mike and Molly are on the porch listening to Peggy yelling at Vince]  All the boy wanted to do was go fishing. It may not seem important to you but it was important to him!

  Vince : [Intimidated]  I know that now, you made that very clear.

  Peggy : Do you have any idea how hard it is to be both mother and father to him? I had to teach him how to shave and slow dance!

  [shoves him onto the couch] 

  Vince : You did a remarkable job with both those things.

  Molly Flynn : [Peggy keeps yelling at Vince]  Do you think we should jump in there?

  Mike Biggs : Well, she drove all the way over here.

  [they sit down to watch through the window] 

  Vince : I don't know, I never had kids.

  Peggy : That you know of. And if you did, they'd be swimming around in the shallow end of the gene pool!

  Molly Flynn : [Peggy keeps ranting at Vince but obviously has her ex husband in mind]  You know what, you'd think she was pretty entertaining when she's not yelling at me.

  Vince : Mother Biggs, all I did was sell a boat.

  Peggy : This has nothing to do with the boat, this is between you and me.

  Vince : I think you might be projecting now.

  Peggy : Oh, I'm gonna project you through that glass cabinet!

  Mike Biggs : Okay, it's getting violent. We should get in there.

  Molly Flynn : No, no, no, Mike, it's just getting good!

  Peggy : I'm gonna rip the last five hairs out of your head!

  [grabs his head and starts getting rough] 

  Molly Flynn : Get him!

  [laughs]