Jimmy Aleck: Self - Guest Comic

Quotes 

• Jimmy Aleck : [on the Soviet Union banning "E.T."]  They said they banned it for religious reasons, but I think they banned it because E.T. looked too much like the Russian women.

• Jimmy Aleck : Have you ever had root beer up your nose? That's unbelievable pain - isn't it unbelievable? I mean, I've never been pregnant, but I get a feeling - bearing a child, root beer up the nose, real close together.

• Jimmy Aleck : [on his parents]  He said it in that tone of voice: "I want breakfast in bed." You know what my mom told him? "Sleep in the kitchen."