American Dad! (TV Series)

Stan-Dan Deliver (2016)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Principal Lewis

Quotes 

• Principal Lewis : [sees Liqour bottles in the hallway, set up by Steve to frame Roger]  Oh, God, did I slip up? Wait a minute. Vodka? Whiskey? These aren't mine. I'm a rum man. But let's see who did slip up... Hmm.

  [finds bottle of Rum on the ground] 

  Principal Lewis : Ahh! Yeah!

  [sips, slams bottle on floor, shattering it] 

  Principal Lewis : *Rum'*s the only thing that gets *my* engine going!

  [imitates vehicle] 

  Principal Lewis : Rum! Rum-rum-Rum-Rum-Rum-Rum-Rum! Rum! Rum-rum-Rum-Rum-Rum-Rum-Rum! Rum! Rum-rum-Rum-Rum-Rum!

  [imitates brakes screeching when he reaches Roger's classroom] 

  Principal Lewis : Oh, this is bad. Looks like Harvard's got a habit.

  [rifles through drawer finding another rum bottle] 

  Principal Lewis : Jackpot! Hmm. We can't have a drunk teacher around here.

  [swigs] 

  Principal Lewis : But a perfectly buzzed principal's good for *everybody*!