Scream Queens (TV Series)

Handidates (2016)

Taylor Lautner: Dr. Cassidy Cascade

Quotes 

• [the operating room is splattered in gore] 

  Chanel #3 : Who was operating in here, anyway?

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : That Chad Radwell guy was butchering cadavers, for some reason. He said he was practicing for surgery, but mainly he was just chopping off hands and saying the F-word a lot.

• Chanel #3 : There's something I need to confide in you, a secret no one knows. I've never had an orgasm. I didn't even know what there were until recently. I thought they were just moans you did to let the other person know to roll off of you, like an "I'm ready for you to stop" alarm.

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : That's terrible. Orgasms are pretty much the only thing that everyone in the world agrees are great... Well, until Hamilton came along!

  Chanel #3 : It's so original, right?

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : Oh, reinvented theater! I mean, a rap musical about the founding fathers? Changed the world.

• Dr. Cassidy Cascade : I'm dead.

  Chanel #3 : You mean, like, in trouble?

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : No, like dead. Like, actually dead.

• Dr. Cassidy Cascade : Our first step will be to treat you to a heroic dose of antidepressants. Like what Sea World gives only their most suicidal orcas.

• Dr. Cassidy Cascade : I may be dead but you are not. Please give me the chance to help you see that.

  [Cassidy kisses Chanel #3] 

  Chanel #3 : Wow, your lips are super-cold.

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : I told you. I'm dead.