- The Guy: If you accept this offer, there may come a day when we ask something of you.
- Nomi Marks: What?
- The Guy: Nothing venal, vile or vainglorious. Rather a vital vertex of virtue, valor and virtuosity in the name of veracity.
- Amanita Caplan: Wow. Did you just come up with that yourself?
- The Guy: No. There's an app for it.
- Sanyam Dandekar: You can probably taste a few new spices. Trying it out to see if customers like it. Try.
- [Hands a spoon]
- Sanyam Dandekar: Try this one.
- Kala Dandekar: [Tries, distracted] Hmm, tastes good.
- Sanyam Dandekar: I've added a little bit of saffron and, uh...
- [Sees Kala is not paying attention]
- Sanyam Dandekar: Some black spiders. Some shoe leather.
- Kala Dandekar: So good.
- Sanyam Dandekar: And a pinch of horse shit.
- Kala Dandekar: My favorite.
- Daniela: [Reading scripts] This one's not bad.
- Hernando: How many pages?
- Daniela: Nine. But it's good! It's the hero's brother.
- Lito Rodriguez: Let me guess, the sensitive brother.
- Daniela: Lifelong bachelor. But at least he doesn't die from AIDS.
- Hernando: So he does die.
- Daniela: Drug overdose.
- Hernando: I don't know. It's still a notch up from "serial killer who talks with a soft lisp and wears mascara".
- The Guy: Hello, Nomi Marks.
- Nomi Marks: You know who I am?
- The Guy: We've had our eyes on you.
- Nomi Marks: That's kind of cool and kind of creepy.
- The Guy: Yeah, it sounded a little stalkery. Didn't mean it like that.