Guest Carl Betz plays a ruthless lawyer badgering meek witness Paulsen in a trial setting, Pat gives one of his rambling lectures, this time on the subject of what it takes to be a stunt man, and finally, he portrays an overworked announcer at a threadbare TV station.—WesternOne
Pat injures himself giving a lecture on how to be a stuntman. Crime stopper Pat demonstrates disguises, fingerprinting and phone taps. Carl Betz plays a district attorney proving that Paulsen is, under penalty of law, the crazed tag ripper. Pat offers multiple choice questions on the National Home Safety Test. Short basketball player Paulsen shows how to win by lowering the hoop and making the ball smaller.—Jay Phelps <jaynashvil@aol.com>