- Francine Smith: [upon learning that Roger has hypnotized Hayley into believing she's a six year old] Roger we can't have a grown woman acting like a child this ain't no Disney channel!
- Jeff Fischer: [to Hayley as he lies in bed with her] So babe I'm just curious, I'm not really sure how you feel about us right now
- Hayley Smith: [appearing to talk to him in a childish manner] I love you, you're my best friend
- Jeff Fischer: [breathes a sigh of relief] That's so great to hear, I love you too Hayls
- Hayley Smith: [pan to reveal Hayley is talking to an Anna doll from Frozen] It's so awesome you're a princess, what's that Anna, there's a stinky, hairy ogre in the room?
- [turns towards Jeff]
- Hayley Smith: you and your pee-pee are gross!