- [Agent Bozzio questions Ravi about his roommate Major Lilywhite]
- Dale Bozzio: Questioning. You know how this works. You work for the police.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: The people I work with usually don't speak much.
- [Liv tells Clive that Major is a zombie]
- Olivia Moore: Major is a zombie.
- Clive Babineaux: Metaphorically?
- Olivia Moore: Literally.
- [Liv tells Clive that she's a zombie]
- Olivia Moore: Clive, I'm a zombie, too. I got scratched at the Lake Washington boat party massacre. And I turned. Like Major. I keep myself from turning all the way with brains from the morgue. That's where my visions come from, I feel out victim's personalities, I experience their memories. And I'm telling you this now, because Major has been locked up without brains, and he's going to turn. And if he turns, he'll infect everyone in that jail, it will spread out of control. You need to let him out. If you don't, by some time tomorrow, we can be looking at the beginning of the end of the world.
- Clive Babineaux: I'm sorry, Liv, but... I don't believe you. I mean, I can't. I mean... You want me...
- Clive Babineaux: [Liv walks into Clive's kitchen] Liv... Liv, Liv, what are you doing?
- Olivia Moore: [when Liv stabs herself in the chest with a butcher's knife] Do you believe me now?
- [first lines]
- Olivia Moore: [Liv talks to Ravi on the phone while organizing his house] I'm here, Ravi. You were late so I let myself in with the hide-a-key. I did the living room, but I can't tackle the kitchen or the closet until you get back from the store. How bad is traffic? Okay you better hurry, because this Type A brain won't last forever. No, this is all wrong, I need to break this down by genre. Bye.
- [Ravi tells both Liv and Peyton that Major didn't kill Liv's boyfriend Drake]
- Olivia Moore: So, these victims aren't even dead? Major didn't kill them?
- Peyton Charles: And he did all this to protect Liv?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah.
- Olivia Moore: So Drake is still alive?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Frozen and, as discussed, a zombie, but yes...
- [Blaine looks through his fridge for brains to lend to Liv]
- Blaine DeBeers: Brains. Brains. The magical food. The more you eat, the more less brood.
- [Ravi asks Major in prison where his storage unit is in the form of a video game question]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi clears his throat] I... actually... wanted to ask you about, a um... video game thing.
- Major Lilywhite: Video game?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I'm playing that zombie game we play? And I'm stuck. Um, and I have to get to the, uh, frozen zone... Where everything's frozen.
- Major Lilywhite: What game is this?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Zombie... Town?
- Major Lilywhite: [Major looks at the guard over his shoulder] Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Zombie Town.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah. I need to find the frozen zombies to beat the level, but I don't know how to get there.
- Major Lilywhite: Right. Right. Um, the frozen zone. Okay, what you have to do, is go to the edge of water... world.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Edge of Water World?
- Major Lilywhite: Yeah. On 15th. Level. 15th level.
- [Major receives the chocolate-covered fitness bar from Brandt Stone]
- Major Lilywhite: [Major takes a bite in disgust] My friend gave you this?
- Brandt Stone: Yeah. I mean, not that exact one. My Shiba Inu ate the one she gave me. But I got you the same kind. You know, I didn't remember if she gave me Choco-nilla nut or Choco-nilla, so I went with just Choco-nilla, in case of nut allergies. Last thing I need is a lawsuit, am I right?
- [Brandt chuckles]
- [Liv tells Clive that the zombies need brains just like the movies]
- Olivia Moore: If zombies can feed regularly on human brains they can stay more or less functional. I've been feeding Major from the morgue. If they don't get brains, then yes, it's Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, World War Z. Take your pick.
- [Ravi talks to Liv about dumping Janko's body in the bay]
- Olivia Moore: You saved both of our lives.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Maybe we don't report it. And we, uh... We, we smuggle the body out, and dump it in the bay.
- Olivia Moore: Is that what you do? Dump it in the bay by the cover of darkness?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Wait. No... Right. I'll just turn myself in.
- [Agent Bozzio tries to question Major on where the Chaos Killer's victims are]
- Dale Bozzio: The bodies. Where are they?
- Clive Babineaux: [Major remains quiet] Brooding expressions don't show up on tape. Use your words.
- [Major asks Agent Bozzio if she thinks he's a nut-job]
- Major Lilywhite: You think I killed these people?
- Dale Bozzio: Why would I?
- Major Lilywhite: You think I'm some sort of kill-the-rich nut-job?
- Dale Bozzio: I don't know. Are you?
- [Defense Lawyer Brant Stone introduces himself to Major]
- Brandt Stone: Brandt Stone. You can call me Mr. Stone, or Washington State Defense Lawyer of the Year Brandt Stone, or don't call me anything at all, since... It'll be me doing most of the talking. This case is Oscar the Grouch's dream house. It's a pile of garbage, okay? A serial murder case with no bodies. Ha! So, best case scenario, I call my good friend Federal Judge Danny Hersh, the ol' Hershey bar, he throws this case into the Puget Sound.
- Major Lilywhite: Worst case?
- Brandt Stone: [Stone whispers] Depends. Did you do it?
- Brandt Stone: [Major doesn't answer] Naw, I'm kidding.
- [Agent Bozzio interrogates Major with his lawyer Brandt Stone present]
- Dale Bozzio: Tell us where we can find the bodies. Give the victims some closure.
- Brandt Stone: He can't tell you that. My boy has no idea. And you have 30 hours to either charge him or let him go. Guard! Now if you don't mind, I need to get back to my office and rub ointment on my Shiba Inu's ass, 'cause some breeder sold me a $1000 dog with mange. So, if you're looking for a real criminal to go after... Take my client back to jail.
- [Clive tells Agent Bozzio that the tip line for the Chaos Killer is filling up]
- Clive Babineaux: Maybe a witness will come forward. I hear the tip line has been filling up.
- Dale Bozzio: The tip line crazies? Oh, God...
- [Dale hangs her head in stress]
- [Liv explains to Don E. why she needs to give brains to Major in prison]
- Olivia Moore: You know the so-called Chaos Killer?
- Don Everhart: Yeah! They caught the zombie killing son-of-a-bitch!
- Olivia Moore: Yeah, well. He's a zombie himself. And if he doesn't get out of jail soon, he's going to get his brains the old fashion zombie way. 24 hours later, you'll be the savvy businessmen selling sand in the Sahara.
- Don Everhart: Oh, God.
- [Don E. tries to charge Liv $25,000 for the brain she needs for Major]
- Olivia Moore: I can bring you a brain in return in a couple days.
- Don Everhart: [Don E. smiles] It's not brain friends, Liv, it's brain business.
- Olivia Moore: You did hear the part about the apocalypse, didn't you?
- Don Everhart: Sure did. That's what's called leverage. I'd think preventing the end of the world is worth 25 grand.
- [Vaughn Du Clark sells his Super Max energy drink to Vivian Stoll]
- Vaughn Du Clark: What can we expect? A new generation of Super Max fueled super-soldiers, making the world's hotspots safe for capitalism, hmm?
- Vivan Stoll: Don't worry your pretty head about it. I'll sign over the billion dollar check as soon as I'm sure that the product isn't getting blamed for a certain serial killer's actions. I don't want your dirty laundry becoming my dirty laundry.
- Vaughn Du Clark: Always with figurative language, this one.
- [Brandt Stone questions Clive by pointing out the condition of his client Major]
- Brandt Stone: [Brant Stone chuckles] Detective, I don't even know where to begin. The constitution, maybe? Arresting my client again after he's just been charged? That is textbook cruel and unusual. I mean, look at him. Look at my client. He looks like a... day-old dog dump. No offense.
- [Clive interrogates Major with his theory of what's going on with the brains]
- Clive Babineaux: That's come up a lot. Brains. Missing brains. Brains in people's freezers. Here's my theory. There's some kind of weird brain cult out there. They killed some of your kids, you went after them.
- Brandt Stone: [Brandt Stone chuckles before looking over to Major] Okay, can we just get Jules Verne in here? Because I'm only licensed to practice law in this dimension. What the hell is he talking about? Don't answer that.
- [Agent Bozzio has hope for Clive's case against Major]
- Dale Bozzio: Your case seems pretty damn solid. Wonder twin powers?
- [as the two lock fists together, smiling, imitating explosion noises as they pull fists away]
- [Liv beats away on her drum instruments while at the apartment]
- Olivia Moore: [narrating] Okay, so, one mystery solved. Apparently, this brain belonged to a drummer. Just as well, because I pretty much have nothing but nervous energy these days.
- [Clive talks to Liv as her friend about the case he has against Major]
- Clive Babineaux: I'm here as a courtesy, Liv. Because we're friends, and things are about to get complicated.
- Olivia Moore: More complicated than they are now?
- Clive Babineaux: My case against Major is solid. We have his DNA at the scene, we have the witness who sold him the guns, we have plausible motive. You are his only alibi. You haven't been deposed yet, but when this gets going, you are going to get hammered hard. It's going to be rough. So what I came here to say is this, think it over. Then think it over again. If there's anything you left out, anything else you want to say, now's the time to come clean.
- Olivia Moore: Clive, I told you, he was with me.
- Clive Babineaux: I'm not here to discuss it. I just wanted to advise you to think about it. As a friend. Goodnight, Liv.
- [Major asks Liv for the zombie cure while talking to her through the glass of the jail visiting room]
- Major Lilywhite: Liv, look at me. You need to get me the cure. Soon. Very soon.
- Olivia Moore: Major, I mean about the case, and getting you something decent to eat.
- Major Lilywhite: It's too late for that, Liv. All right? It's taking everything to stay myself, and if I'm not myself in here, it'll be bad.
- Olivia Moore: Major, no. No, we can't. It wipes away your memory, everything...
- Major Lilywhite: You have to make a choice, Liv, 'cause we're going to lose me one way or the other, and we both know one way is a lot worse.
- [Liv makes Peyton a chocolate-covered brain nougat for her to get to Major in jail]
- Peyton Charles: And this is, what exactly?
- Olivia Moore: Chocolate-covered brain nougat. We have to get Major brains by tomorrow morning, or we're in serious trouble.
- [Brandt Stone quotes a line from the movie Silence of the Lambs to Peyton]
- Brandt Stone: [Brandt in a weird accent] Quid Pro Quo, Bernice. Silence of the Lambs.
- Peyton Charles: I think it's Clarice, but... Okay, Quid Pro Quo.
- [Agent Bozzio questions Clive on why he chose to throw away their relationship and murder cases]
- Clive Babineaux: Dale, I... It's hard to explain.
- Dale Bozzio: You've got to know you just blew up both of our cases. Your career... You can kiss any hope of getting into the FBI goodbye. Just, why?
- Clive Babineaux: New evidence came to light. You know the feeling. He's not the guy. I just... Know it.
- Dale Bozzio: [Bozzio tears up] That's the best I'm going to get? You're throwing everything away, your case, your career. Me. Just because? That's all you have? I don't understand. And it looks like I probably never will.
- Dale Bozzio: [Clive remains silent] Goodbye, Clive.
- [Liv returns to her job at the morgue happy to be back]
- Olivia Moore: Hello, body. Hello, beakers. Hello, bone saw!
- Olivia Moore: [Liv answers the phone to talk to Ravi] Hello, Ravi. Yes, I am here, and who knew I'd ever be this excited to be back in a morgue? Yes, the rats are in fine shape, the aneurism hook is looking sharp, the sutures are fresh.
- [last lines]
- Olivia Moore: [Liv has a vision of the laboratories at Max Rager while on Janko-brain] He's alive! Drake's alive. I just saw your zombies. They're all alive!
- Clive Babineaux: [Questioning Major] I also had them test some urine found in the Meat Cute freezer, and guess what? It matched your DNA.
- Brandt Stone: You're saying my client shot up a butcher shop and peed in the freezer?