iZombie (TV Series)

Reflections of the Way Liv Used to Be (2016)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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Quotes 

• [Ravi tells Blaine the full story about how he's a murderer] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : And that about covers it. Oh. You also murdered the fourth man to walk on the moon. One assumes, his brain fetched a tidy sum. And you picked a fight with me once. Don't worry about it, though. I won.

  Blaine DeBeers : None of this makes sense, man.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I don't know, I'm scrappy. I've got reach.

• [Major suggests to Ravi that they use the cure on Vaughn Du Clark] 

  Major Lilywhite : Vaughn can be our talking rat. Look, look, I scratch him, turn him into a zombie. We give him the cure. If he doesn't lose his memory, we know Blaine's lying. And if he does lose his memory, well, maybe the upside is he becomes a harmless shell of himself, like Blaine.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I mean, there are some ethical hurdles I need to get my head around...

  Major Lilywhite : He's planning on killing Liv and me as soon as I'm done with that zombie list.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Okay, ethical hurdles cleared. I'll go prepare a syringe.

• [Major tells Ravi how he was approached by the Max Rager corporation] 

  Major Lilywhite : Max Rager knows about zombies. And they know that they are, at least, partly to blame for them. They want to get rid of the evidence. They identify potential zombies through purchases. Okay, so, hot sauce, tanning, hair dye. But there are hundreds of names. They learned that I can detect zombies. So now they have me going down the list taking out anyone who sets off my zombie sense.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Did you consider turning down their offer?

  Major Lilywhite : They said they'd murder everyone on the list starting with Liv.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I see. That's a tough first offer.

• [Liv tells Ravi that she beat up one of Mr. Boss's men while looking for Drake] 

  Olivia Moore : I just beat the snot out of one of his goons trying to get answers, but he didn't know anything.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You did what?

  Olivia Moore : He started it. He... He tried to manhandle me.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : So you went Jack Bauer on him? Are you mental?

  Olivia Moore : Okay, I might need to get off stripper brain.

• [Liv sees zombie Major for the first time while he's on Leslie Morgan-Positivity brain] 

  Major Lilywhite : [Major singing in the morgue]  Oh, what a beautiful morning / Oh, what a beautiful day.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : We're inside.

  Major Lilywhite : [Major smiling]  Well, that is where the warmest rays of light come from, inside.

• [Ravi asks Liv if they can follow Positivity-brain Major all day] 

  Major Lilywhite : I got some hair to dye and some skin to spray-tan. Carpe diem!

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [Major taps his heels together to Liv and Ravi before walking out]  Can we play hooky and follow him around for the rest of the day?

• [Liv asks Ravi if they would've still became friends if she hadn't become a zombie] 

  Olivia Moore : I wonder if we would've been friends if we'd met before I became a zombie.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Definitely. Like me for my antidotes, love me for my anecdotes.

• [Liv cooks an Asian plate of noodles with Bailey Barker's brains] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Mmm, that smells familiar. Like something I had from Taiwan from a street car in the capital city.

  Olivia Moore : Taipei.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Ooh, look at you, always with the answers.

• [Ravi checks over Blaine's memory loss and gives him a professional diagnosis] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I'm not seeing any post-concussion red flags. But if your memory loss persists, you should get an MRI, or a CT scan. Maybe a PET scan. Anything with an acronym, really, just as long as it tests brain function.

• [Major tells Ravi that there's no point to curing himself if he'll have no memory of who he is] 

  Major Lilywhite : Look, if I take the second cure, and I survive, but I had no idea who you are, no idea who Liv is, if I don't even know who I am, what's the point? I mean, whose life would I be saving?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You know what we need. A talking rat. Then we'll know if Blaine's telling the truth.

  Major Lilywhite : Ravi, you magnificent bastard, that's it!

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I hope that whatever's got you excited doesn't require me to build some rat mind-reading device.

• [Major wakes up after Ravi was forced to tranquilize him] 

  Major Lilywhite : What happened?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Let me see, what was it? Oh, yeah, um... I accused you of being the Chaos Killer, you turned into a raging zombie, I tranquilized you. How do you feel?

  Major Lilywhite : Honestly? Hungry.

• [Ravi gets Major to admit that he's the Chaos Killer] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You're the Chaos Killer?

  Major Lilywhite : Technically, I'm the 'Chaos Kidnapper.' No one is dead, they're frozen.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : In preparation for their long-haul interstellar journey?

• [Ravi tells Major that they have to tell Liv about Max Rager] 

  Major Lilywhite : Okay, look, everything I have done has been to protect her.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Not to be funny, but that's what she said.

• [Ravi imitates Marlon Brando from The Godfather, while going over the crime scene of Bailey Barker's corpse in the water] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [in Brando's accent]  'It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.' That's Don Corleone.

  Clive Babineaux : No, it wasn't. And it was Clemenza who said that line, anyway.