"Galavant" The One True King (To Unite Them All) (TV Episode 2016) - Robert Lindsay as Wormwood

[Richard draws his sword]

King Richard : Care to dance?

Chester Wormwood : Love to!

King Richard : Excellent!

Chester Wormwood : Let's be clear, right? When you say "dance," you mean "fight." You don't really wanna dance.

King Richard : Correct, fight not dance. Sorry, did you wanna dance?

Chester Wormwood : No! Really - come on, kinda weird!

King Richard : You know, sorry, this face-off isn't going great. Would you mind terribly if we started over?

Chester Wormwood : Yeah, sure.

[Richard re-sheathes his sword, clears his throat and speaks in a booming voice]

King Richard : *Well, well, well!* If it isn't the soon-to-be-dead Mr. Wormwood!

Chester Wormwood : Oh, much better!
King Richard : You must be the Mr. Wormwood I've heard so much about.

Wormwood : Oh! King Richard, I presume.

King Richard : You know, when you presume, you make a pres out of you and me.

Wormwood : [frowns] Sorry, what... what does that mean?

King Richard : Not sure.
King Richard : You killed my dragon!

Chester Wormwood : Look, dude, I was there, I know. Don't keep saying it! And it wasn't a *dragon* it was a lizard.
Chester Wormwood : So, any last words?

King Richard : Just four. I have a dragon!
Chester Wormwood : Looks like they want to make a game of it. Ha! Fine by me!

[music swells; Wormwood begins to sing]

Chester Wormwood : Do D'DEW, doo-doo...

Queen Madalena : Please stop, we already sang that one.

Chester Wormwood : Sorry. It's just ridiculously catchy.

Robert Lindsay: Wormwood