iZombie (TV Series)

He Blinded Me... With Science (2016)

Steven Weber: Vaughn Du Clark

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• [Major tells Vaughn Du Clark that he slept with Rita] 

  Major Lilywhite : You didn't know?

  Vaughn Du Clark : That you were doing the feather bed jig with my daughter? Um, no?

  Major Lilywhite : Your...

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn yells out]  Daughter!

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells Major he has a list of more zombie names for him] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Well, we're constantly monitoring hot sauce, hair dye and fake tan spending in the Pacific Northwest. We would not want any zombie-come-latelies crashing our parties. Would we?

• [Major asks Vaughn Du Clark if he's been doing a good job with the zombie list] 

  Major Lilywhite : Have I not been doing a good job?

  Vaughn Du Clark : Well, you know what? Let's find out.

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn Du Clark shakes a little black 8 ball on his desk, reading]  'Ask again later.'

• [Liv and Clive question Vaughn Du Clark about the homicide of Dr. Eleanor Cash] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Dr. Cash? Never heard of her. What makes you think she works here?

  Olivia Moore : We, uh, we...

  Clive Babineaux : We have a source.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Source? So, it's not just that you enjoy dropping by every time a homicide is committed in King County?

• [Liv asks Vaughn Du Clark what kind of research did Dr. Eleanor Cash do at his company] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Energy drink research. We are an energy drink company.

  Olivia Moore : What, specifically? CNS stimulation cascades? Amino acid recombination chains? Effects on cell integrity stimulated ATP production?

  Vaughn Du Clark : I understood very little of that.

• [Clive questions Vaughn Du Clark about Dr. Eleanor Cash's issues with her co-workers] 

  Clive Babineaux : How did she get along here? She ever have issues with the other employees?

  Vaughn Du Clark : Well, she had issues with me. I had her demoted for failing to deliver results on time. But I don't murder employees over missed deadlines, as a rule.

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells Liv that he has secrets in his Max Rager basement] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : You wanna know what's in the basement?

  Olivia Moore : Yes.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Secrets. You know who else has a secret basement? Everyone. Because it's business, and businesses compete by trying to come up with even cooler new things, and you don't want someone trying to copy your new cooler thing before you're done, do you? So you work on it in your secret basement.

• [Vaughn Du Clark reminds Major how swell the strength of Super Max is] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Just finished my keynote for Rager-Con '16, and it's not even 10:00.

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn chuckles]  Super Max, man. Super Max! I mean, my mental energy is like, it's... It's off the charts. And physically? Forget it. Ask the Air Gaulle flight attendant how many petits morts she morted last night? Go ahead.

  Major Lilywhite : Sounds like a personal question for a total stranger.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Six! You're welcome! Saved you the embarrassment.

• [Vaughn Du Clark questions Rita about sleeping with the help] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : So, sweet child of mine, who's always telling Daddy not to sleep with the help.

  Gilda : [Rita looks to Major]  Really, Major? I didn't figure you for the kiss-and-tell type.

• [Vaughn Du Clark tries to talk to Liv about her snooping around his business] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Okay, impulse. Impulse to incinerate Liv Moore. Oh...

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn groans]  Shake it off. Shake it off. Huh.

• [Dr. Lockett explains to Vaughn Du Clark the Super Max effect on zombies] 

  Dr. Lockett : Super Max magnifies the effect of adrenaline exponentially. As long as it's in your system, you have all the strength at your disposal that you might have if your loved one were trapped under a car.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Hmm.

  Dr. Lockett : These zombies have taught us how to unlock our potential. And I shouldn't need to tell you it's dangerous.

• [Rita reminds her father the manic episodes that can be caused by the Super Max drink] 

  Gilda : Accounting-wise, we've factored in lawsuits. There'll be violent episodes similar to the frequency we experienced with Max Rager.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Only now, these manic episodes will be committed by super-strong, super-fast, tireless Super Max drinkers. Yeah, I got news for you. Everybody's going to be drinking Super Max. The take-away is, the only thing that can take down a bad guy having a Super Max freak out is a good guy chugging a Super Max.

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells Liv and Clive that he should murder somebody to get his tax dollars worth] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : I really should murder somebody, get my tax dollars worth.