Galavant (TV Series)

Battle of the Three Armies (2016)

Karen David: Princess Isabella

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Quotes 

• Gareth : It's one thing being a horrible human being, it's another thing to be evil, and I would rather die than join the dark forces!

  Galavant : Me too.

  Isabella : And me.

  King Richard : And me.

  Madalena : Right, well no one invited you lot, but whatever.

• Jester : I think I've come up with a plan that can turn this whole thing in our favor.

  Isabella : Well, tell me what it is, Jester.

  Jester : We beat them to the punch. We kill ourselves before they kill us! It's sure to ruin their morale. If only I were alive to see the looks on their faces.

• [singing] 

  Galavant , King Richard , Gareth , Isabella , King of Valencia , Queen of Valencia , Jester : It's a good day to die.

  Queen of Valencia : Oh please, this isn't Game of Thrones!

  Gareth : We're not gonna die! Let's end the song and grow some stones - and fight!

  Jester : Or will we leave all our viewers with pain and anger, just like we left them last year? Would we just stop once again on a huge cliffhanger...

  [abrupt cut to black] 

• [Hortensians have no weapons and are heading to war with kitchen objects] 

  Princess Isabella : Arise, Hortensia! Today we fight! Pots shall be broken! Pans shall be splintered! Whisks shall be... actually, let's not use whisks. It'll be a sore day, a red day, but a day for victory!

• Isabella : There's a lot of them.

  King of Valencia : Yeah, as a former king who once led armies into battle, I must officially say: We are knee-deep in poopy-caca.

  Isabella : Thanks, Dad, that's helpful.

• Isabella : Good people of Hortensia, it is true the Valencians have three to our every one. And you are right to worry, because how can so few of us dig the graves of so many of them?

  King of Valencia : She twisted it.

  Isabella : If you want to leave, leave now. I will not mind. For it will leave more glory for the rest of us!

  Queen of Valencia : She twisted it again!

• Galavant : Look, I didn't tell you to die in a brown fart. The truth is, all I've wanted is to come back to you. You're the love of my life. And if we survive this, I want to marry you. And I want to live by the sea...

  Isabella : [touched]  You had me at "brown fart".