iZombie (TV Series)

Fifty Shades of Grey Matter (2016)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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Quotes 

• [Ravi and Liv tell Clive about the Grace LeGare homicide] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [about Grace LeGare]  So they send her to us. And she might've been categorized a 'respiratory failure' due to 'unknown'. But...

  Olivia Moore : But Ravi figured it out, and he's super desperate for an attaboy.

  Clive Babineaux : [Clive hesitates]  Attaboy.

• [Ravi tells Clive about the poison hemlock] 

  Clive Babineaux : What do we know about hemlock?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, I believe it was Socrates who said of hemlock, 'I drank what?'

• [Liv on erotica-librarian-brain slaps Ravi in the butt at work] 

  Olivia Moore : I've been a bad morgue attendant. I'll understand if there are punitive measures.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Liv, did you eat a librarian from a porno?

• [Ravi tells erotica-librarian-brain Liv to think about baseball] 

  Olivia Moore : She wrote erotica, I can barely keep it in my pants.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Then you think about something sacred, like your mum. Or something gross, like Margaret Thatcher. What do American boys think about?

  Olivia Moore : Baseball, I guess?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi rocks his head up and down]  Then think about baseball.

• [Liv asks Major and Ravi if they've ever wrestled] 

  Olivia Moore : Have you guys ever wrestled? Stripped down, oiled up, seen who winds up on top?

  Major Lilywhite : [both guys hesitate]  Have we?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Strangely enough, no.

  Major Lilywhite : [Major looks back to Liv]  Night's young.

• [Ravi watches erotica-brain Liv leave the morgue] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Go forth and direct your lust elsewhere.

• [Ravi gets home from his nightly digging] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Minor, guess who found some bones!

• [Ravi finds Major in the kitchen after arriving home] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Hey. Good night of making rich white people less fat?

  Major Lilywhite : Yeah. It's God's work what I do.