- [singing]
- Madalena: I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot.
- Gareth: I prefer a keg of beer.
- Madalena: I like getting randy with whoever's handy.
- Gareth: I prefer a keg of beer.
- Madalena: Love massages, long walks and sunsets!
- Gareth: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer!
- Sid: Guys, the rhyme scheme.
- Madalena: Frankly, you disgust me.
- Gareth: You're no picnic, trust me.
- Madalena, Gareth: Let's agree to disagree!
- Sid: Maybe you're not getting the concept.
- King Richard: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the dirt!
- Galavant: I'm sorry, I didn't actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.
- Galavant: I do know a thing or two about betrayal and it sucks.
- King Richard: Please, when have you ever been betrayed?
- Galavant: Uh... Okay, just off the top of my head, when you kidnapped Madalena and then she chose you over me. Or when you literally forced Isabella to betray me.
- King Richard: Right, that.
- Galavant: Yeah.
- King Richard: And... that.
- King Richard: I am so sick of traveling! Hey, can you get cancer from walking? Because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.
- [singing]
- Isabella: It was the world's best kiss and it was utter bliss, though it was moister than I thought it would be.
- Galavant: It was the world's best kiss save for the awkwardness and how we fit, which I admit, felt sort of weird to me.
- Isabella, Galavant: And in my dreams I still can taste it.
- Isabella: Slightly yeasty.
- Galavant: Oddly musty.
- Isabella, Galavant: Distance and time have not erased it. I wouldn't change a single thing.