Galavant (TV Series)

World's Best Kiss (2016)

Joshua Sasse: Galavant

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Quotes 

• King Richard : Someone woke up on the wrong side of the dirt!

  Galavant : I'm sorry, I didn't actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.

• Galavant : I do know a thing or two about betrayal and it sucks.

  King Richard : Please, when have you ever been betrayed?

  Galavant : Uh... Okay, just off the top of my head, when you kidnapped Madalena and then she chose you over me. Or when you literally forced Isabella to betray me.

  King Richard : Right, that.

  Galavant : Yeah.

  King Richard : And... that.

• [singing] 

  Isabella : It was the world's best kiss and it was utter bliss, though it was moister than I thought it would be.

  Galavant : It was the world's best kiss save for the awkwardness and how we fit, which I admit, felt sort of weird to me.

  Isabella , Galavant : And in my dreams I still can taste it.

  Isabella : Slightly yeasty.

  Galavant : Oddly musty.

  Isabella , Galavant : Distance and time have not erased it. I wouldn't change a single thing.

• [singing] 

  Isabella : It was an awful kiss!

  Galavant : Kind of a total miss!

  Isabella : Clumsy and forced.

  Galavant : Way too much teeth.

  Isabella , Galavant : Messy and wet.

  Isabella : Far from the world's best kiss.

  Galavant : Still I can tell you this.

  Isabella , Galavant : It was a kiss I won't forget.

• [Galavant and Isabella communicate via a magical crystal ball and amulet which simulate a bad Skype connection] 

  Isabella : Galavant? Can you hear me? What do I do?

  Galavant : D-die! In a fart! Brown cow!

  Isabella : What?

  Chef : Yowzas! Blunt.