Mom (TV Series)

Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : That's definitely a novelty cake.

  Wendy : No bachelorette party should be without one, I hope Marjorie likes it.

  Jill Kendall : Who wouldn't like a red velvet penis?

  Bonnie : Diabetic lesbians?

• Jill Kendall : [all crying at the news of Jodi's death]  How're we gonna tell Marjorie about this?

  Christy : We're not.

  Bonnie : What?

  Christy : We are going to go into that reception and pretend that we're having the time of our lives. We'll tell Marjorie when she gets back from her honeymoon.

  Bonnie : I don't think I can hold it together that long.

  Christy : [nods]  You will.

• Marjorie : Where's Jodi?

  Christy : [forcing back tears]  She didn't make it.

  Marjorie : Aw that's too bad. Well when you see her, give her my love.

• Christy : Your brother's getting married, you must be so excited.

  Anya : I'm constipated.

  Christy : Well... thrilled, constipated, what's the difference?

• Bonnie : [sniffs decanter]  You like brandy?

  Anya : Yes.

  Bonnie : Prove it.

  Anya : [cuts to them arriving at the church]  Let's get this party started! Victor! My brother!

  [hugs him] 

  Mr. Perugian : Is she drunk?

  Christy : I hope so! On the way here she flashed a school bus.

• Jill Kendall : [Christy's on the phone]  Christy, what's wrong?

  Christy : Uh... Jill overdosed.

  Wendy : Is she gonna be alright?

  Christy : [shakes head]  She's gone... yes, I'm still here, Officer.