Mom (TV Series)

Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : That's definitely a novelty cake.

  Wendy : No bachelorette party should be without one, I hope Marjorie likes it.

  Jill Kendall : Who wouldn't like a red velvet penis?

  Bonnie : Diabetic lesbians?

• Jill Kendall : [all crying at the news of Jodi's death]  How're we gonna tell Marjorie about this?

  Christy : We're not.

  Bonnie : What?

  Christy : We are going to go into that reception and pretend that we're having the time of our lives. We'll tell Marjorie when she gets back from her honeymoon.

  Bonnie : I don't think I can hold it together that long.

  Christy : [nods]  You will.

• Marjorie : [opening her presents]  Ooh, furry handcuffs, crotchless underwear, and strawberry flavored lube.

  Bonnie : *Sugar-free*, so Victor can have as *much* as he wants.

• Bonnie : [sniffs decanter]  You like brandy?

  Anya : Yes.

  Bonnie : Prove it.

  Anya : [cuts to them arriving at the church]  Let's get this party started! Victor! My brother!

  [hugs him] 

  Mr. Perugian : Is she drunk?

  Christy : I hope so! On the way here she flashed a school bus.