- Marjorie: So what were you doing in Canada?
- Christy: How'd you know about that?
- Marjorie: I followed you on Instagram, there were a bunch of pictures of the trip.
- Christy: Oh, well, you know, we just decided, spur of the moment, get away from it all, it was almost... a spiritual retreat.
- Bonnie: [charges in the door with handfuls of cash] Christy! Loo-
- [sees Marjorie, puts her hands behind her back]
- Bonnie: HEY! Hi!
- Christy: Welcome to the Interstate 5 Mile Marker 23 chapter meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous. Hi, I'm Christy.
- Bonnie, Wendy, Jill: Hi Christy.
- Christy: I know that we like to joke about the things we got away with back in the day when we were drinking... and drugging, and maybe it's funny because *we* got away with it, but Jodi didn't.
- Christy: This morning I woke up, and for about two seconds I felt good... then I remembered that Jodi's dead. And I try to find something to be grateful for for those two seconds... but I just can't.
- Bonnie: [Christy starts crying about Jodi's death] Don't you start, if you start, I'm
- [starts crying, Jill and Wendy start crying]
- Officer Ted: [knocks on the window, Christy lowers it and they're all crying] Is everything okay?
- Christy: [crying] No! Nothing's okay! Our friend died and we came here to get away from it, but you can't get away from it because it's just so awful!
- [sobs]
- Officer Craig: Have them pop the trunk, Ted.
- Officer Ted: No, they're alright.
- [the women look at one another]
- Christy: Thank you.
- Officer Ted: Drive safe.
- [waves them through]
- Bonnie: There's a product in Canada, pure, uncut, we can buy it for pennies on the dollar and make a fortune off it.
- Christy: Our friend just died from an overdose and you want to go to Canada to smuggle drugs?
- Bonnie: I'm not talking about drugs, I'm talking maple syrup.
- Jill: Is that a street name for something?
- Bonnie: No, it's maple syrup.
- Jill: The stuff you put on pancakes?
- Wendy: And waffles.
- Christy: You ever put it on bacon?
- Wendy: No but that sounds delicious!
- Christy: You glaze it with syrup and put it in the oven at 350...