Mom (TV Series)
Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side (2016)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
Quotes
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Marjorie : So what were you doing in Canada?
Christy : How'd you know about that?
Marjorie : I followed you on Instagram, there were a bunch of pictures of the trip.
Christy : Oh, well, you know, we just decided, spur of the moment, get away from it all, it was almost... a spiritual retreat.
Bonnie : [charges in the door with handfuls of cash] Christy! Loo-
[sees Marjorie, puts her hands behind her back]
Bonnie : HEY! Hi!
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Christy : Welcome to the Interstate 5 Mile Marker 23 chapter meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous. Hi, I'm Christy.
Bonnie , Wendy , Jill : Hi Christy.
Christy : I know that we like to joke about the things we got away with back in the day when we were drinking... and drugging, and maybe it's funny because *we* got away with it, but Jodi didn't.
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Christy : This morning I woke up, and for about two seconds I felt good... then I remembered that Jodi's dead. And I try to find something to be grateful for for those two seconds... but I just can't.
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Bonnie : [Christy starts crying about Jodi's death] Don't you start, if you start, I'm
[starts crying, Jill and Wendy start crying]
Officer Ted : [knocks on the window, Christy lowers it and they're all crying] Is everything okay?
Christy : [crying] No! Nothing's okay! Our friend died and we came here to get away from it, but you can't get away from it because it's just so awful!
[sobs]
Officer Craig : Have them pop the trunk, Ted.
Officer Ted : No, they're alright.
[the women look at one another]
Christy : Thank you.
Officer Ted : Drive safe.
[waves them through]
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Bonnie : There's a product in Canada, pure, uncut, we can buy it for pennies on the dollar and make a fortune off it.
Christy : Our friend just died from an overdose and you want to go to Canada to smuggle drugs?
Bonnie : I'm not talking about drugs, I'm talking maple syrup.
Jill : Is that a street name for something?
Bonnie : No, it's maple syrup.
Jill : The stuff you put on pancakes?
Wendy : And waffles.
Christy : You ever put it on bacon?
Wendy : No but that sounds delicious!
Christy : You glaze it with syrup and put it in the oven at 350...
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Wendy : Do you think they have syrup sniffing dogs?
Bonnie : Yes, Wendy, they've given up on heroin and now they're cracking down on Aunt Jemima!
Jill : They *are* searching all the cars, maybe we should turn around.
Christy : Good idea, a U-turn at the border, that's not going to look suspicious at all!